Dr.Spaceman

I'd trade jobs in a fucking heartbeat

If forcing some of our stars to play 45 mins in Aus means our transfer budget is a few mil better off, then so be it.

Crystal Palace....

I guess they're two players we'd be happy not to be able to register if the right signings become available. Bit weird how they've been specifically called out though, although I assume a journo has gone fishing to create some sort of narrative.

Poor Alex Murphy

To watch Bruno play CL football next season, where he belongs. He's too good for us and the Europa Conference. Really hope he stays but would be one of the first world class NUFC players I'd be okay seeing us lose. 100 million is a lot.

Farewell, sweet Prince

Not sure anyone from the outside looking in can say how big each operation is tbh. Bet there's loads going on that even superfans of each club aren't privy to.

How many times has that been said about the Dutch though? They've been the biggest underperformers for what seems like multiple generations now.

Same, love it when we sign FM "go to's"

Muric ended up their number one and he's cack.

Get the fuck outta here man he's the ringmaster of the insufferable circus. Don't think anyone is really denying the fact that he's a good manager, but his antics are top tier cuntish.

We're not signing Ramsdale man

I'd hope Gary the twat at Wolves would refuse to use it.

Genuinely wouldn't put anything on Dubravka saving that.

I genuinely had no idea there was any sort of tribalism attached to area codes. "To dial the 0191, oh me lads..."

It's all about the "he says, she says" bullshit Really looking forward to it myself, it'll feel like one of the longest 90 minutes of the season. Captain obvious here, but I really hope we grab an early goal to settle the nerves.

I can't believe more people aren't going for a drink in replica cricket whites.

Just me or does it feel like we do a lot of things at a snails pace?

Immediately put a stop to tomato sauce from the canteen and it riled several of the players. I guess he knew pretty quickly who was going to buy into him and his methods.

"The Top 6" Newcastle loads of other clubs .... .... more clubs Bournemouth

And that for me is where the pressure comes from. If we add to the squad and don't have an injury crisis every man and their dog will be expecting us to be turning those draws / losses against poor sides into wins. Not to mention improving our away form. I'm with you though, I also think we're a couple of good additions and a fitter squad away from being mint again.

There isn't one Premier League manager who isn't under pressure. You think if we lose the first 3 games there'll be no consequences? Yasir will be on the blower at the very least.

Even if it's a little half-nothing ball down the wing he tends to look forward more than most when in possession. A couple more players with that mindset and we're cooking. Imagine how good he's going to be in a few years