Dr.Spaceman

Best non NUFC game I attended was Bolton 6-1 Spurs in the League Cup during the mid 90's at Burnden Park. Teddy Sheringham spent the afternoon in Gudni Bergsson's pocket, although briefly appeared to score a decent goal iirc. Scott Sellars played for Bolton and Ruel Fox for Spurs. Weird night that one.

And you still said "Fuck that, Newcastle for me". Bravo.

Imagine the scenes in the town when we played either or them at SJP We don't have a duty to help them out.

Following in the footsteps of Jack Wilshere is my bet.

He's injured.

I guess we just rarely used to be selected for TV

I might be wrong, but didn't our cup games used to always be on a Wednesday night? Wonder if we've specifically requested that change.

Get fucked

Look at it the other way round - Leicester will not be happy with that draw at all.

I was thinking the other day that we should maybe move him on for his own sake - our fans are never going to collectively warm to him. Then it dawned on me that we're only going to see more of his type over the next decade, meaning more whinging pricks in the east stand. GERRIN.

We drove up from Derby after an hour or so of my mam practically begging us not to

Harte was in his prime then too

IIRC it was properly freezing that day! I'd probably join you in saying that was my favourite away game as an NUFC fan. Slagging off Lee Bowyer (and Woodgate, who was on the bench) all game, chanting "There's only one Michael Duberry" if memory serves, then Bowyer scored straight after we did and started berating us. Great day.

And that was a quality strike as well.

Wait 'til you hear what Messi is on...

I get you, but maybe not for 10 mil. Thuram, maybe, but he'll have half of Europe after him.

Useless twat only scored 12 in 28 for Barcelona last season whilst racking up 5 MotM's. Aye, let's keep playing Murphy, Fraser and Wood, whilst hoping both our perma-crock forwards stay injury free

What a depressing attitude.

Was that the Bernard foul? I remember being utterly incandescent with rage after that. Sure they won a pen as Bernard was still crumpled in a heap as well... VAR is good afterall!

BT 1 is good tbh, James Richardson, Horncastle, Laurens etc, it's The Totally Football crew (which is a great pod if you've never listened) doing a 'red zone' type overview of the evening's games.

We'd all be Eric Bloodaxe apologisers

Tactical insight doesn't sell to the UK audience. On the whole we're a bunch of coke sniffing, Fosters guzzling morons. Missing players being sent off, putting bets on when you're supposed to be talking about a game and catchphrases like "Cheers Geoff" is what people want.

I think they should go the non-footballer route. Bring James Richardson back to our screens more regularly you cowards. Alex Scott is pretty shit on that quiz show she hosts tbh. Couldn't sound more robotic if she tried. I get that you have to start somewhere, but giving her the job wouldn't be because she's the best, most appropriate person for the role. I could actually see Ian Wright transitioning into the role, although you'd lose a bit from him in terms of analysis and #bantz If it must be a woman/female/non-penis, either Gabby Logan or Laura Woods could do the job, Hipgrave would be good if she sacks her fake accent off.

The way it should be! I for one absolutely love seeing the Twitter ITK's being completely blindsided

What an absolute classic.