Dr.Spaceman

We won't be signing a player of Bruno's calibre every window, that's for sure.

Ramos and Pedro signed permanently with Gallagher on loan would be excellent.

He's a levelled up Ayoze Perez isn't he? 20 years old as well, looks like he's got bags of potential going off a bit Dennis Wise scouting.

I'd like to think we're keeping tabs on hundreds of players if they become available at the right price.

I've definitely read a lot worse on here regarding HBA. Sure Pardew still has his "Well he did take us to a 5th place finish" fan club too. Elliot wasn't a fan like us, he's was an employee, of course his opinions were going to be different to ours.

It's negotiation 101, never bid what they're asking for right off the bat ffs

I just don't understand how you can commend someone for simply appearing to be a yes man specifically in the role to shield the ultimate decision maker. He was MD when we were relegated in 2016.... but well done Mr. Charnley, sir, despite you nodding with absolute class in MA's direction you were unable to help the team stay in the Premier League (apparently your one remit).

I'm absolutely fucking staggered that any legit Newcastle fan could come out with such drivel.

Saul, Kral, Lookman

There'll be a few of decent players available on loan closer to the deadline after the selling clubs have been unable to shift them permanently, as there is every year.

But what do you believe Charnley did to help us reach our target? So far we've got "He took a lot of shit".

What does 'keeping us in the league' consist of though?

Again, what did he do under MA that makes you believe that?

Who the hell is getting Andy O'Brien's name on the back of their shirt

What did he do under MA that makes you believe that? I can't think of a single thing he did well tbh, he was the John Laurinaitis of NUFC, a yes man unable to make any decision himself without running it by the main man.

As if the club would ever release that sort of information man

The magic of the cup, eh? The mackems will see it as some hard-man thing where a club of their stature cannot possibly loowse to a lower leeyg teeym.

Aston Villa 2-1 Everton Arsenal 3-0 Leicester Brighton 2-2 Newcastle Man City 5-0 Bournemouth Southampton 1-1 Leeds Wolves 1-0 Fulham Brentford 0-1 Man United Notts Forest 1-2 West Ham Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham Liverpool 3-2 Crystal Palace

Feel sorry on one hand and I have little sympathy on the other. Bloke's coasted as our highest earner for too long. He's been great under Howe, mind.

Anthony Gordon

Saw him a few times in the Championship and he looked absolutely nowt special.

Fucking hell

Not sure how McTominay hasn't been sent off there, shocker.