Dr.Spaceman

Fucking hell

Why did he book Couffal? I've got him for £25 like...

Howay, that's far too random to be made up.

Man Utd appointing someone from Man City

First thing he's done all game, looked shocking up to now.

I'm sure Chris Wood scored that exact header for us too

Thomas Frank

What the hell were Forest doing there

Calling Ivan Toney "Even Toney" is one of my biggest pet hates in football.

Uncle Roy staring at the banner

Still can't for the life of me figure out why they binned Mowbray.

His story? He broke the law and was duly punished, the end

I had Docherty and Seelt in a double at 18/1 before KO

Sky Sports

Emptied my account on Coyle to be booked about 10 mins ago

They're here, they're there, they're every fucking where...

Surely quoted the wrong post there

Already lined up his replacement? Mint.

Nailed your colours to the mast there

Ah yes, West Ham, the club that once finished 6th amongst a litany of middle of the road "nothing" seasons.

"Don't count your chickens."

Nobody. I'm summising.

Random. What would we even accept for him?

What message does it give the rest of them if we're not willing to negotiate a deal that works for both Joelinton and the club?