Dr.Spaceman

Ronaldo

They're so sloppy in posession.

Epic comeback, but I still don't see it with Rooney.

Nice one, think I was confusing the FA and the League Cups.

It's not going to be on anywhere is it?

Good to get this transfer over the wall ASAP

Light the fuse, break the rules, 4,3,2,1.... Light the fuse paper, man, what a mellon

Gone for Gordon and Veltman yellows at 28/1

Batter an eylid On route (not quite the same, but annoys the tits off me) tender hooks 'wetting' a baby's head

0-0 draw, 10 red cards, no shots on target, few injuries.

He just got there, incredibly marginal

Jesus, that's close

Ake & Partey Yellow cards at 18/1

If they don't sell now and we stay up we'll just pick some of them up for nowt in the summer. I really can't see any agent allowing any club to say no to us.

If we stay up, this summer is going to be so fucking interesting.

See you at the Warhammer store.

"Make sure you get a video of Cristiano"

Compare the crowd here with the crowd at SJP the other night...

Harry 'Danny Simpson' Maguire

14 in 19, I take it back - that was one hell of a finish. How does he do it.

Gone for a Matic / Westwood yellow double at 25/1

Poor Man Utd, had no work done on Old Trafford in a while

Nah, he's still decent but he's nowhere near the superstar he thinks he is.

Ronaldo is so completely finished like

Fuck off Potter with your shit subs