Dr.Spaceman

They on about that Clarke? Aye, he's that good he's stuck in the Championship. If he's as good as is being made out he'll be away from the NE before he can get them anywhere near the PL. Good luck replacing a 60m player in the Championship.

It's such a shit show

Isn't Martinez supposed to be absolutely class though?

But can he do a 'double pivot', whatever the fuck that means

He wouldn't need time to gel either, knows the league, the city and has probably been to Greggs before.

It's crazy, really. How the hell do they think this financial model is sustainable? Imagine if they get their way and in 20 years time we're still staring at Man City walking through everyone

I don't understand our tactics and subs at all anymore.

He's also belted a few balls randomly out of play under no pressure.

Dan Burn looks like he's won a raffle to be out there tonight

Florenzi is going to get one of those crosses right soon.

He's surely not being asked to do the exact same job as Tonali...

How the fuck did we not score there

Who is our number 90? He's had an absolute shocker.

Oh well, predictable. Good experience and probably the height of some of our lads careers.

Their goalkeeper's footwork is shocking.

Silly angle to tackle from.

May as well have not been playing with a goalkeeper or any CB's there.

Me, it's a piece of piss.

Not the end of the world if we've got a CL game either side of his suspension.

In all honesty we haven't got the first clue what Eales or any of the new staff have been doing, other than tying up the club's largest ever kit deal, of course. Not sure what you expected just a few months in.

I'd love to see Steve Stone's win/loss whilst sitting on the bench as a coach

A soft pen is still a pen. There's a fucking surprise.

However, if we do we should 100% be loaning someone out. I just think we'll be looking to shift someone in the summer. I don't want to lose any of them

As if we'd go after Pacqueta, man

Disgusting lack of respect for Shola and Carl Cort.