Dr.Spaceman

Saiss, fucking hell man, planet soft cunt

Man City fans are a joke

Man City to win, Sterling to score - 5/1 looks a decent price.

Fiver on Moussa to be carded after that

Can't wait to play either of these again.

Both teams do tbf

Dennis golazo, get in

There's your Mbuemo SOT

I'm half expecting Hendrick to now be able to trap the ball, spin and play a forward pass.

Also, stop comparing Willock and Wijnaldum ffs Nearly as bad as the Rice - Longstaff comparisons.

Wijnaldum would be the first name on the team sheet. I think he's still waaaaay above us and will attract interest from all over Europe. Can see him in Italy or Spain (Barca, maybe?).

Marc Andre Ter Sels

How has Nketiah missed that ffs

Please be offside.

£50 on Richarlison to get a yellow

OFFSIDE HAHAHAHA

Easiest bet I've ever won.

Stick a tenner on Godfrey to score now!

Only thing that's protesting is my stream

Nowt, check complete. Unbelievable.

See the Everton fans are supporting the team and not the regime.

They'll ramp up their campaign against Saudi as soon as we start doing okay. Tens of letters to MP's and Twitter posts incoming. It's going to be glorious.

He's 32 man, not 36