Dr.Spaceman

Good to get this transfer over the wall ASAP

Light the fuse, break the rules, 4,3,2,1.... Light the fuse paper, man, what a mellon

Gone for Gordon and Veltman yellows at 28/1

Batter an eylid On route (not quite the same, but annoys the tits off me) tender hooks 'wetting' a baby's head

0-0 draw, 10 red cards, no shots on target, few injuries.

He just got there, incredibly marginal

Jesus, that's close

Ake & Partey Yellow cards at 18/1

If they don't sell now and we stay up we'll just pick some of them up for nowt in the summer. I really can't see any agent allowing any club to say no to us.

If we stay up, this summer is going to be so fucking interesting.

See you at the Warhammer store.

"Make sure you get a video of Cristiano"

Compare the crowd here with the crowd at SJP the other night...

Harry 'Danny Simpson' Maguire

14 in 19, I take it back - that was one hell of a finish. How does he do it.

Gone for a Matic / Westwood yellow double at 25/1

Poor Man Utd, had no work done on Old Trafford in a while

Nah, he's still decent but he's nowhere near the superstar he thinks he is.

Ronaldo is so completely finished like

Fuck off Potter with your shit subs

Yellow for Mount, waiting on Moder for £230

Going to stick a fiver on Cucurella. Next time he breathes in the direction of a Chelsea player he's in the book.

Gone for a bet on the Blackburn v Barnsley game - Brereton goal, Blackburn win and a Helik card at 10/1 Moder / Mount yellows - 45/1

You take one bite, someone takes the next...

Pelaw innit. Lad I ate a banana out of a dancers fanny with in Amserdam was seeing his daughter. Said he was a canny bloke, albeit 18/19 years ago now.