Dr.Spaceman

Evened out by the fact that we're all overweight and jobless.

Have you heard, there isn't such a thing as a fat mackem who's on the dole.

Colo > MYM tbh

He's left his rape alarm in the dressing room again.

Michael Dawson

Rape.

Why did the Spurs midfielder just not bother tracking Toure?

Was I just hearing things with that 'North East's' finest comment?

That isn't even a foul, never mind worthy of a card.

Everything about West Ham is so shit. They haven't even got a decent set of fans who are willing to get behind their team. Really glad we never signed Maiga btw.

http://www.footballgroundmap.com/drspaceman

Does it count if you've played on the adjacent cricket pitch?

Haha this is so fucked up

Anderson is one of those signings I'd be very disappointed with if I was a Fulham fan atm. Similar to when we signed Duff, Butt and Geremi - there's a reason the big teams let these guys go.

Gutted, been looking forward to this all day!

oooh, shot....

Gerraaaaaard man, retire, please.

Kyle Walker wtf

One of the most important moments of Joe Hart's England career

goooaaalllll

This is so boring. Also, When did Steven Gerrard become Scott Parker?

16 goals in 76 games. Impressive.

Kewers. Never thought of that before. Christ Used to get that at uni, "Heeya. let's go to Spewuns, they do a byewtiful pint of kewers." :|

Is he the guy we've been looking at? He's had a cracking game.

Canny game on ss1 now, Bradford v Coventry, 1-2 after 20 mins. Comedy goal from Bradford as well.