Dr.Spaceman

Class player.

City aren't going to score here.

That's their attendance fucked even more then. Sunderland fans dying again ffs. "As pissed rants go its not a bad one and you have reason to, cheers to your dad, he sounds a canny bloke." For loving Sunderland

Willo for England

Didn't realise you can't give a pen if you head it onto your own arm like.

Jermaine Defoe wants to fuck off like.

Fuck, that wasn't too far away.

Big Mike

Tim 'the wall' Krul

It's so nice to see Debuchy look for through balls, rather than have Danny Simpson having a picnic on the halfway line every time the ball leaves our half.

Class save that Timmy.

Calm: Why can't you play like this every week?

Gary Mills super heed army! Amazing!

RVW when Norwich go down?

Red cafe are laying into Ashley Young. Seen the gif and there's no way the cheating little shit should get away with that. How stupid is Moyes though? He needs to win the fans over and he sort of half protects Young. Come out all guns blazing and kick him out the club, the fans would love that.

Ive celebrated many Newcastle goals in the wrong end. Villa Park, White Hart Lane, Highfield Road and The Hawthorns to name but a few. Pedro's last minute winner at Spurs in the wrong end was special especially as there were about 100 of us dotted around. My Spurs supporting mate sat next to me took it all in good spirits and we proceeded to get blotto in Tottenham and all the way home on the train. The best goal I've celebrated in the wrong end was Bobby Lee's 35 yarder at Highfield Road in the Dublin/Given game. An absolute belter of a goal. I was in the Holte End at Villa with some family when we beat them 1-0, Duncan Ferguson scored a header down the far end and my grandad jumped out of his chair shouting "Fucking get in there". Shit was shat.

When we beat Derby 4-3 or 3-2, lualua and Robert scored, I lost my jumper when we scored our winner. Ended up about 7 rows in front of me. My dad was fucking livid and for some reason it spoiled the game for him Also remember not being able to celebrate Nobbys winner at Leeds too much because I was so damn fucking cold.

Hang on, Southampton have only conceded four goals all season?

Total bullshit.

After the derby I bet they were saying "They've got Chelsea next as well lololol" But yeah, they've got Man City next

Maybe... Fuck sake.

There's something mint about seeing Liverpool get destroyed, no idea why I hate them with so much passion

Ramsey ffs

I was thinking the same with Cattermole's - really unsure. Dossena's however, I would be embarrassed, it was outright thuggish. Wouldn't have been surprised if Meyler whacked him in the tunnel after the game.

Fletcher's fucked, no subs left