Dr.Spaceman

Defoe > Welbeck, tbh

And Welbeck passing the ball out the box when he has it in the 6 yard box. Ffs man.

I fucking hate them passes like the one Carrick just attempted there. What was the player receiving the ball supposed to do with that ffs.

Yohan Gerrard with the set penises tonight like.

Welbeck is fucking wank, like the kind of shit we'd buy.

Fuck off Carrick.

Aye, the Stadium is shocking for football and needs to be sorted asap. There's no point in getting promoted otherwise.

They have Fletcher, who I'd sooner call a goal threat than our very own number nine. Cabaye is a bigger goal threat than Cisse at the moment tbf. As are the other 8 outfield players on the pitch.

As if that's racist ffs. What's happening to the world

Cisse scored. Must be a shit standard.

Didn't realise they'd signed John Oster

FM lower league legend.

The thought of someone coming here and rediscovering their form

They should be fucking shot. Either that or banned for life.

This guy is genuine class. Head and shoulders above than anything else we've got.

Great win, we dominated them, but it still feels like we're playing with 10 men when Cisse's on the pitch.

Tiotes continued his horrific form.

Here we go...

World class.

Fucking Cisse. That useless fucking cunt.

I'm putting Cardiff on right now.

I'm sorry, it's an excellent gesture but I'm pretty sure 99% of the worlds footballing players would do it if it got the media attention that it has gotten. He's basically forced to do it and in anycase I think no matter how cuntish players are on the field, most people are decent human beings off it. Look at CRonaldo writing to the courts in the US after that fan ran into the pitch, Dani Alves and some other players running their own campaign for children with down syndrome etc. Calling someone king for doing an obvious thing is weird. But that's just my opinion. Aye, what a cunt Zlatan is :

Makes me hate them and Roman Abramovich even more. Demba Ba was a quality long-term(ish) sort of player for us but, due to their huge financial power, they were able to acquire him for peanuts (to them anyway) even though everyone, including Chelsea themselves I'm sure, could see that he was nothing more than a stop-gap signing. Basically, they fucked one club off one of their best players for their own short-term success, mainly thanks to their money power. Fuck off Chelsea and Abramovich, you fucking cunts. Agree. They've got form for this too. Welcome to football in 2013.

4-4 at Derby, fuck, sounded like a cracker.