Dr.Spaceman

All the gay men in town will be sad to see their only chance of becoming a footballing 'HaB' being taken away.

Although a blow to Wor Nile's first team chances, Lovenkrands would be a fantastic signing, one which I'd make number 1 priority right about now.

Shit question is shit.

Booo! Scum.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/8229223.stm Sorry, but...

I've just been watching some German football. God, their second league is shit.

What local ties are there at the moment? None, but as it seems the press believe that we are crying out for this Moat fella as he is 'a proppa Geordie, like', which as we all know is not the reason we would want him to take over.

We need the Americans to get rid of this Geordie nation idea. The more people we have with no local ties etc, the more we can start moving on as a business and onto steadier financial grounds.

King is injured?!?!

Fucking twitter. The kids wank anyway.

Where do you play your home games?

Can't begrudge him taking a 5 year deal at his age tbh.

First thing I thought. Fuck 'em, Moat in. What about this confidentiality thing. Maybe they have been sniffing around Llambias' hoop for the past couple of months.

He has the stature of Rey Mysterio. In answer to your question: NO.

Remember a chat I had with a lad I worked with last summer. We watched the Liverpool champions league qualifier game and all he did was lay into Alonso, saying that he was one of the worst players in the Premiership! Some fans really haven't got a fucking clue how good or bad certain players are. Liverpool will miss Alonso like a fucking tortoise would miss it's shell.

Most expensive full-back iirc. pretty sure it was most expensive defender. Aye it was. Fucking hell!

You might have misheard or the source might have been wrong. Bloody hell, I'm not calling you a liar. you basically did. On another note, did anyone see Boumsongs goal against Auxerre? Zola-esque!

Fair enough. At least they aren't as frustrated as us about it.

Earnshaw would be very hit and miss. Plus I despise his shit goal celebration when he does that thing with his arms after the somersault. Prick.

Mate i am from Staffordshire and i assure you Stoke is completely different from the rest of the county. I went to uni there, and it is the land that time forgot. There are places in stoke such as Hanley, Biddulph and Burslem that are places that you would never want to visit. Staffordshire is one of the most nicest areas in the country (stoke aside), so dont class everywhere in Staffordshire as the same just because you have visited stoke once! Staffordshire has very nice places, as has been said, if you look at the likes of Dovedale, Cheadle, Burton, Litchfield etc but it definitely has it's scum which is why i hate Stoke matches! Lets not forget what the thread is about, a bloke with a fractured skull! Where about in Staffordshire you from Sicko? Fancy a bum? Dovedale is Derby isn't it?

Proper racism going on as well. Jesus Christ. What a bunch of cretins. Should set Wor Nile on them.

Stoke fans are utter scum. Used to know a few of the so called 'Naughty 40'. Absolute wankers of the highest fucking order. The whole fucking county of Staffordshire deserves to be nuked. Fucking farmers.

When does it go on the bbc? dying to see the highlights. Want to take in that Michael Gray shot again.

Doesn't that just mean he's buying a house up here? Loads of footballers have more than 1 house.

I know a few cricketers who chose not to become pro and stayed semi-pro for club teams, but I've never ever heard of a footballer turning down the opportunity to play professionally at such an age.