Dr.Spaceman

Should blates be Rooney taking this.

Someone fucking put the ball over the wall into the top corner ffs.

I really wish Phil Neville would do a Jerry Lawler and have a fucking heart attack.

Adam LOLana, howay.

Did Phil Neville just refer to the referee's 10 yard line as imaginary? It's hardly fucking imaginary when it's ACTUALLY THERE. You fucking moron.

Fuck, you've seen them given.

Christ, we're shitting ourselves again.

England women's team have a pyjama party. Aye, be frigging each other after the game.

Phil Neville's tone still hasn't changed

Like watching us defend.

Who is this co-commentator? He sounds boring as fuck.

Raheem Stealing

WTF, thought that was in

Played Jags sonna.

Torres is Shola.

This is epic!

Come on Tim!

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/481701/REVEALED-Newcastle-tried-to-SELL-Jack-Colback-to-West-Ham-before-confirming-move DAFUQ

David Luiz singing that anthem

Is that lady boy fucker crying in the tunnel?

My GF just emailed me about this. Unreal signing for the Heed. He was a proper lower league talisman when he was last up here.

http://parentpreviews.com/legacy-pics/groundhog_day.jpg

GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING GOSLING

As long as Gomis is better than Bournemouth's main striker then 95% of our fans will be happy.