Dr.Spaceman

He has the stature of Rey Mysterio. In answer to your question: NO.

Remember a chat I had with a lad I worked with last summer. We watched the Liverpool champions league qualifier game and all he did was lay into Alonso, saying that he was one of the worst players in the Premiership! Some fans really haven't got a fucking clue how good or bad certain players are. Liverpool will miss Alonso like a fucking tortoise would miss it's shell.

Most expensive full-back iirc. pretty sure it was most expensive defender. Aye it was. Fucking hell!

You might have misheard or the source might have been wrong. Bloody hell, I'm not calling you a liar. you basically did. On another note, did anyone see Boumsongs goal against Auxerre? Zola-esque!

Fair enough. At least they aren't as frustrated as us about it.

Earnshaw would be very hit and miss. Plus I despise his shit goal celebration when he does that thing with his arms after the somersault. Prick.

Mate i am from Staffordshire and i assure you Stoke is completely different from the rest of the county. I went to uni there, and it is the land that time forgot. There are places in stoke such as Hanley, Biddulph and Burslem that are places that you would never want to visit. Staffordshire is one of the most nicest areas in the country (stoke aside), so dont class everywhere in Staffordshire as the same just because you have visited stoke once! Staffordshire has very nice places, as has been said, if you look at the likes of Dovedale, Cheadle, Burton, Litchfield etc but it definitely has it's scum which is why i hate Stoke matches! Lets not forget what the thread is about, a bloke with a fractured skull! Where about in Staffordshire you from Sicko? Fancy a bum? Dovedale is Derby isn't it?

Proper racism going on as well. Jesus Christ. What a bunch of cretins. Should set Wor Nile on them.

Stoke fans are utter scum. Used to know a few of the so called 'Naughty 40'. Absolute wankers of the highest fucking order. The whole fucking county of Staffordshire deserves to be nuked. Fucking farmers.

When does it go on the bbc? dying to see the highlights. Want to take in that Michael Gray shot again.

Doesn't that just mean he's buying a house up here? Loads of footballers have more than 1 house.

I know a few cricketers who chose not to become pro and stayed semi-pro for club teams, but I've never ever heard of a footballer turning down the opportunity to play professionally at such an age.

Shane Supple from Ipswich.

Who or what is Lee Stewart? And well played tonight like Big Andy.

FML. We are as bad as them for talking about it mind.

Shite. Get well soon.

Kadar would have been considered a first teamer already had he not broken his leg last year.

fyp Was going to say. Doofus.

69,280 Man Utd v Newcastle Utd, Millenium Stadium, Cardiff.

Just speculation according to Hughton.

Sounds like a bloke who sells the chronicle or something. No offence to any chronicle sellers. Just doesn't seem real at all.

Would love him to stay for one more season and one more season alone (assuming we get promotion)

What a fucking cunt. I'd actually like to rape his wife in front of him.

Off to Zaragoza according to one of my mates who I've just spoken to.

His boyfriend from up here like?