Dr.Spaceman

Absolute fucking dribblers.

They've got a thread dedicated to our open training session

I get that feeling that IF he becomes half decent he's going to sack us off at the first opportunity.

Jeezass wept.

10,682. That's fucking disgusting for a Premier League team. Bring back Leeds or Derby instead of any number of these Lancashire cunts, please.

Jesus Christ...

You can look at their situation from a couple of angles though, they desperately need 3 points, and if he fields a weakened team which isn't expected to win then there can't be many complaints.

Yes. The place is horrible and they go on like it's fucking Chelsea. I've known a handful of mackems who have never even stepped foot in Newcastle despite being in their mid twenties, yet adamant that Sunderland is the nicer 'city'.

He's fucking wank, here's hoping he can massively improve his game and be of some use to us.

He was awful.

He's fucking wank, nae improvement on Routledge.

SEXY BASTARD!!!!!

WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!

He really needs a clipboard to complete the look!

WAHEY!

It's disappointing how shit our right is, considering the rest of the team is quite good.

Simpson should be off for that. He's fucking WANK.

I fucking hate it when Obertan loses the ball and just stands there.

Fuck man Pardew, howay.

Shit myself there.

I'd be happy with Smith for Obertan at the minute

Aids.

FIFA style yellow card there.

Why did it look like we had one centre back when Taylor was off? Surely someone would fill in for him.