Dr.Spaceman

Jordan Henderson

No, I don't want to jinx it.

How many shots on target did Sunderland have?

The ref

Peoples elbow, from ad boards to ad boards.

#PartywithPardey

Colo's got a huge cock. Check him out when he exits the tunnel.

GOLAZO!

It's true though

Fuck off Fat Sam

Hope it's Bolton, only because I've got family who are unfortunate season ticket holders there and I'm a cunt.

Is that actually Paxton?

I hate it when the manager or the captain points to the fans as if to say "Go and clap them".

Brummie - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Bleytant pelantee.

We should murder Bolton like.

Only Liverpool's fans can turn.

We're 14 points ahead of Jose now. Epic.

Haha fantastic!

Can't believe Swansea are making forward passes when their keeper is in ACRES of space.

This is canny funny how many pointless passes they're making at the back.

I think he just about beats Ronaldo to the 'Saddest Man on Earth' title.

That's irrelevant, though. If Santon had a bad game against Routledge it would mean precisely nothing. Aye, if it was his only bad game, except he's had about 5 or 6.

What sort of side will Gateshead have out?