Dr.Spaceman

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The amount of cliches in that post

The Shola effect.

Obertan wants to stop being utter shit.

How anonymous is Dirk Kuyt.

Obertan, Simpson and Gosling are fucking shit.

Haha they think Tiote should leave

Vuckic is a midfielder ffs

The Fener fans

That's incredibly cuntish, even for them.

Negative. We are still light years ahead of QPR, we're still better than Liverpool and bar Chelsea the other clubs have only signed replacements.

The office Mackem with his head in hands after Gardner's free kick hits the bar

Ahh good old Lesley King as my grandad calls him.

Best day of mi life. Same. Much better than the birth of my son.

1-0 down

I know they're in Asia but there's no need for Cattermole to take the piss out of everyone.

Weird

"You get him Sammy!"

We should go for more black power anyways.

I'd be happy with him back but not bothered if he didn't return. It's a strange one is this, kinda like asking if you'd want Hulk Hogan to return to the WWE.

Glad I missed it. Going to be a long hard season playing like this.derp

There's an unemployed mackem joke in there somewhere.

Wut? Sell-on clause.

Rather stick with Ashley, said it before, even when we all hated him and wanted him out at all costs. We're safer with an Englishman living within our means than a ticking time bomb who will eventually get bored.

They won tho !! All about Saxtinho's genius.