Dr.Spaceman

What do you know about Ba and Marveaux's medical history?

Except he's a bit of a tit.

Since I started watching Sessegnon has been totally anonymous.

Nice one Titus. Howay, bury it.

Wish this commentator would stop wanking over Van Der Vaart.

FM style stats in the Villa game, Liverpool with 12 shots on target.

Does Suarez have to raise his arms every time he loses the ball?

The referee is having a bit of a mare here.

Craig Bellamy being carded because he's Craig Bellamy.

Bellamy's still fucking quick!

Heskey on the wing

There was one time when he was down in the gallowgate - east stand corner and he took control of a long pass with the outside of his foot and all I could think of was... http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/12097/12387393.jpg

Pardew's just had a photo with a lad on my facebook at Amsterdam airport, apparently he's off scouting (players, not married women) and has a connecting flight somewhere.

Sitting next to two Norwegians in the labor club, thought they were from Swansea and made a bit of a tit out of myself when they said they were from Bergen Anyways, they're buzzing for the game and I hope they enjoy themselves as much as I do. Fuuuccckkking come onnnnnn!!!!

Is there an early game on today?

Aaah Santon, the new Ben Arfa.

VOM.

How this guy's still employed as a footballer is beyond me.

Some mackems spied my newcastle scarf in the brandling arms and have just started talking really loud aboutus geting relegated and how much they hate Newcastle. Sad cunts banging on and on about Tiote leaving in January going to be the end of us.

Epic

Ditto. We've had better in a worse team in the past.

Why even bother?

Someone actually thinks Tomkins is better than Colo? Classic football fan arrogance, if he plays for your team he's mint, if he plays for someone else he's not so good. Bit like FIFA's stats, someone signs for a mint team, oh wait, they must be good, lets give him a stats boost, and vice-versa (See Sessegnon).

Oh no, whatever will we do, how will we cope