Dr.Spaceman

So glad he hasn't left us

Think I'd actually rather stick with clipboard Chris tbh. John fucking Barnes could take charge of us in this league and we'd still go up.

Who the fuck wrote about Ameobi having a medical at Cardiff?

11:40 Helen: More frustration coming through from Newcastle fans at the silence from SJP... Thanks for that. Bitch.

GO NILE GO!

All the gay men in town will be sad to see their only chance of becoming a footballing 'HaB' being taken away.

Although a blow to Wor Nile's first team chances, Lovenkrands would be a fantastic signing, one which I'd make number 1 priority right about now.

Shit question is shit.

Booo! Scum.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/8229223.stm Sorry, but...

I've just been watching some German football. God, their second league is shit.

What local ties are there at the moment? None, but as it seems the press believe that we are crying out for this Moat fella as he is 'a proppa Geordie, like', which as we all know is not the reason we would want him to take over.

We need the Americans to get rid of this Geordie nation idea. The more people we have with no local ties etc, the more we can start moving on as a business and onto steadier financial grounds.

King is injured?!?!

Fucking twitter. The kids wank anyway.

Where do you play your home games?

Can't begrudge him taking a 5 year deal at his age tbh.

First thing I thought. Fuck 'em, Moat in. What about this confidentiality thing. Maybe they have been sniffing around Llambias' hoop for the past couple of months.

He has the stature of Rey Mysterio. In answer to your question: NO.

Remember a chat I had with a lad I worked with last summer. We watched the Liverpool champions league qualifier game and all he did was lay into Alonso, saying that he was one of the worst players in the Premiership! Some fans really haven't got a fucking clue how good or bad certain players are. Liverpool will miss Alonso like a fucking tortoise would miss it's shell.

Most expensive full-back iirc. pretty sure it was most expensive defender. Aye it was. Fucking hell!

You might have misheard or the source might have been wrong. Bloody hell, I'm not calling you a liar. you basically did. On another note, did anyone see Boumsongs goal against Auxerre? Zola-esque!

Fair enough. At least they aren't as frustrated as us about it.

Earnshaw would be very hit and miss. Plus I despise his shit goal celebration when he does that thing with his arms after the somersault. Prick.