Dr.Spaceman

Anyone else think Marc Cucurella is nowhere near good enough for a top 6 side? Every time I see him play I just don't get him at all. He looks weak as piss, not particularly quick and always seems to take the easy option.

Chelsea corner and they've got Marc Cucurella attacking on the edge of the 6 yard box. Looked like the cross was aimed at him too

Even with injuries how the fuck did we fail to beat Luton this season

I'd love a world class keeper. Never had one here AFAIK, Shay being the closest I reckon.

They've got 25 good players but they can't play them all, of course they're going to let the odd good one leave from time to time.

Wonder if you can transfer them still

What

But they're right, he is a cunt

That's being kind to him. The guy is an absolute grade A moron.

Why do these grown men feel the need to shush the crowd and wind them up at every given opportunity

Don't think there's a bigger bellend in football than Emi Martinez tbh

Eh wtf

Hahahaha he's gone

Martinez man, can't help himself the fucking child

Steve Sidwell is right like, this penalty shootout could go either way.

Duran nearly nicked it there

There'd be some moans and groans for sure

Proper weird set of results like. They've had some decent sides over the years.

I guess it shows how good Stones is if nothing else.

Why is Akanji so far forward? He looks a bit crap on the edge of their box tbh.

I think they've missed a massive trick if they haven't explored those avenues already. There is so much sponsorship and goodwill just waiting to be 'bought' by the Saudis. I am very surprised they've done so little to this point. Plenty time, and absolutely nothing to say they are or aren't already exploring loads of options but I thought the point of buying us was sportswashing. If so they're shite at it 🤣

Eh

Eddie will have him retired within a fortnight

Kelly, Tosin & Chiesa would be an impressive haul this summer, assuming we only lost those we're happy to lose.

As if these chumps are doing this