Dr.Spaceman

Yes, that dour cunt from Scotland who seemed to do every single one of our games when we were shit. He sat there for 90 minutes whinging about how shit we were and sounded like he'd rather be anywhere else in the world.

A four yard sideways pass that anyone could have played can equal a chance created, right?

I don't mind Dummett as a 4th or 5th choice CB, we're not going to do much better unless we start eating into the FFP / PSR bollocks and there's other positions we need to be looking at before worrying about who our absolute worst case scenario centre back is. Still reckon a quality right winger transforms us more than anything else. And I'll still bang the Raphina drum. He's absolute quality.

Guy was on a yellow as well, just give him a second and be done with it

What's he done now?

Man City's ad-boards are like something out of PES in 2006 when they made up the names for everything.

He's had an absolute shocker since going there

I was going to say the same thing. His winner yesterday was following a world class first touch that destroyed Kalvin Phillips followed by an absolute arrow into the far corner. How that isn't considered skillful is beyond me.

Fine margins works both ways. On another day we could have scored 5.

Lots of pretty epic games today like

Fucking yesssss

Mason Mount isn't a top player Mr commentator

It's un fucking believable

Mbuemo & Toney will tear us a new one

Ivan Toney is class like, he's going to really improve whoever he joins this summer.

Mount for Rashford is like subbing Timmy for Jimmy

Shame

Here comes the match winner.

That would have been class if that effort from Toney went in there

Nah, Brentford do that "you're shit, aaaahhhh" thing. FOLD THE CLUB.

Werw, hang on, he's bad but is he that bad?

I remember a Transworld Sport episode on him and I was fucking mesmerised. Same with John Charles and Lev Yashin.

He's had one or two serious injuries and has barely had a kick. Were you expecting a few months out followed by Eusebio straight off the bat?

Just seen that. Cracking header just before, but as if Chelsea are struggling at home against a team down the bottom of the league with 10 men