Dr.Spaceman

And then the one that gets the booking is the least a foul

Two blatant yellows for manhandling completely missed now.

What's the xG looking like, would provide a bit more context iyam

I think we've found the hardest poster on N-O here

Wrong. What do you think it means?

That was my first thought yesterday, at least that's a cup final and something to celebrate regardless....right?

"1-0 to the empty seats" and the Wembley stuff had me properly cringing like. Outside of a few "Hello, hello, we are the Geordie boys" chants it was an absolutely cack experience.

It was very poor. Some stupid bint started shouting at people leaving early as well, probably the loudest she was all game.

Felt like they identified this immediately and exploited it big time. Bit like the Bournemouth game, it was like we had 10 men and they had 12 at times, they had so much space on the ball, supported each other and still managed to swarm us when we had the ball, isolating Isak regularly. For all Sky Sports were banging the Isak v Haaland drum, neither affected the result one bit.

He's not going anywhere any time soon FFS

I hate that this is an opinion, that this is okay because we always play badly here

It's okay cos we always lose to Man City and play horrendously

Okay, cool

Can't reference that game on here mate

Ah okay, no bother then

Playing Man City wasn't a write off for these

Didn't expect a win but fuck me I expected us to turn up. What a fucking waste of a day this is.

Didn't these fuckers play Real Madrid like 4 days ago, what were we doing all week

Intensity is our identity...

Eddie Howe's silent army

What the fuck are we doing

Let's smash these day tripping wet wipes, howay the fucking lads

We got the tram from there, saw about 3 Haaland lookalikes with Euro accents and various others. Crazy diverse around here.

Just went into the Bank, walked past and it looked as good as anywhere for a few pints