bowlingcrofty

Funny how you weren't saying this last weekend when it had been snowing up loads here but was fine down south. Exactly this. It was fucking ridiculous around the Chelsea home game but we got the game on and everyone got there. Fucking pansies south of Gateshead man

@rammlet and @shiteseats

It wasn't Pardews fault Hughton got sacked (as far as I know) so explain the vitriol. Never liked the arrogant bastard, always struck me as a Sam Allardyce-type and if he had any integrity he wouldn't accept a job just because he's met some bloke in a casino

Yeah, welcome Pardew you horrible fucking cunt, and piss the fuck off before you even darken our doors.

Caulkin's a genuinely good bloke who I've met a few times, can't believe anyone would jip the only journalist who seems to understand NUFC just because he's, quite rightly, backing a Mackem.

I'm absolutely convinced he's the greatest player I've EVER seen

3-0 to WBA at Emirates. Unbelievable.

Off the top of my heed: Prem: SJP Stadium of Light Emirates CoM Stadium/Maine Road Villa Park Bloomfield Road Reebok Stadium Ewood Park Anfield DW Stadium Goodison Championship: Riverside/Ayresome Park Elland Road Keepmoat Loftus Road Vicarage Road Ricoh Arena Pride Park L1: Victoria Park* Brunton Park* Boundary Park* Others: Darlington Arena International Stadium Parc des Princes* Estadio da Luz* Estadio Jose Alvalade* Celtic Park* Ibrox* Tynecastle* Easter Road* Wembley* Stade King Hossan II (Casablanca) Tannadice* Dens Park* Millennium Stadium *means I went but didn't see a game There's probably more but I can't think at the minute...

Every pissing season!

Magnificent today

I see the branding was all over the electronic ad hoardings as well. Looks tacky man

Too much tracing of photos in paint goin on there

Hell's horses. You're like a walking rent-a-bollocks-quote...

Do I see a hint of a tache again on Mr Barton?

Photos of me eating my hat will be online later!

Do we draw these bastards every season or what?!

It's from 06h46 this morning for a kickoff

Kenny

I touched the Nicky Butt Ball of Hope in The Strawberry yesterday so I think all will be ok. The ball has two miracles attached to it already (I won a pool game when blotto once) so I think this will make it the hattrick.

He's fast, he's small, he's got no final ball, Wayne Routledge...

This thread is legendary in its ridiculousness like. Love it and hate it at the same time

Someone on Skunkers claiming he's checked in to the Jesmond Hotel with his agent the neet

I have heard it said (i understand) that Werder Bremen will not be taking him. Cheers. Not exactly as definitive as Eurosport's headline suggests then. Dont know. Entendre is a funny verb, means to hear but has loads of other subtle meanings. e.g. if i 'entendu' you well, it means i get on well with you. Only in the reflexive, if I'm not mistaken?

Don't forget to read the bit in bold however before getting excited. We just pass on the crap rumours we're told, nothing more...

That was the players' complaint as well