My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry
Didnt he say last season he wants to earn it and not just get it given to him? Hasnt earned it yet. No way.
Usually the kind of bullshit you spin when someone else has something you badly want
Krul
Janmaat Mbemba Lascelles Dummett
Shelvey Hayden
Ritchie Diame Perez
Gayle
Sels
Hanley
Gamez
Anita
De Jong
Aarons
Mitrovic
Not to mention Saivet, Tiote, Clark, Haïdara, Armstrong, Colback
Striker and left winger and we are done.