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Will probably go under the knife straight after we are mathematically safe or otherwise like Lascelles last season.

Pleased we didn't get knockheart, seems like a right little moody twat

Still a bit early to be singing "staying up, going down" but it's looking promising, with most teams 'new manager bounce' wearing off when we've hit a little bit of form. 3 points against Huddersfield would be magic

Thought he was poor personally, and I've usually been one to give him a chance. Needs to spend the summer in the gym to build up a bit of strength to make it at this level. I guess he's doing a half decent job in a role he isn't really suited to

Would be a decent option up top, but would leave him on the left for now

Got a huge napper, surprised his body manages to support it

Regularly smothered the danger, snap him up

Only Maguire and Keane been playing regularly in the last month out of them, so they'll only get picked on reputation and Southgate wanting to give them game time. On recent form it should be: Mee Lascelles Maguire Mawson Dunk Tarkowski Not that it'll happen

Just an unreal bloke man. He was the only one I saw who noticed the corner flag hit the person after Ritchie destroyed it and asked if they were okay. Last man on the pitch every game. Walking that pitch invader off after Man U with his arm around him. He's a credit in pretty much everything he does, absolute hero.

Poured ketchup on my bacon sarnie and it made the shape of a number 3, pretty sure it's a sign

Paul Dummett late winner

Dubravka Yedlin Lascelles Lejeune Dummett Diame Merino* Ritchie Murphy Kenedy Gayle *If Shelvey isn't fit. Should be no reason not to play a high press game with 21 games to recover, get at them, keep the pressure going for 90 mins

Getting bored of this sky sports trolling style of commentary, seems to be a competition of who can slag teams/players/managers off the harshest

Takeover complete?

Galatasaray 6-0 up at half time, with 100% possession apparently, and only 5 shots on target

Heaviest defeat of the season alert!

Always brings this to mind when you see stuff like that:

We obviously don't have the quality to sit back and see games out, it seems to develop a negative mindset and increases the pressure until the inevitable happens. We need a clever outlet to take the pressure off in these situations, whether it's someone being a shitehouse, drawing fouls, frustrating the opposition, just generally buying some breathing space. Joselu could do it, probably needs to get more streetwise, but I was surprised he didn't come on for Gayle

Merino > Shelvey should be the stock substitution around the hour mark in situations like these

Unbeaten since he signed, only let in 1 goal with him on the field (which was a penalty), and dropped an extra 4 points when he's been subbed off. Makes us look a different team, and gonna be crucial to our survival hopes.

If you could sum up being a Newcastle fan in one match, that'd be it.

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Said it before but I’m fairly sure the rules have changed and England cannot have any more than 7 entrants in Europe. Take it you mean from the end of this season I mean league position. 8th/9th don’t qualify for Europe no matter who wins what. From next season onwards, I get you.