Anderson

Added time in football is a mess imo. They literally never add on enough, I'd be in favour of 3 minutes standard time at the end of each half and anything else added on top of that - as to me that seems at least how much stoppage there is, even in a well-flowing match. When you think of how much time the ball actually spends in play, it must be about half of the game time, sometimes less. VAR really needs to be a stop the clock situation if it's to become commonplace.

No one at BBC noticed the offside?

Shearer's going to flip.

Croatia to troll us all and win this after extra time, with a celebratory 10k run round the stadium before the trophy presentation.

https://www.squawka.com/en/news/only-one-premier-league-player-scored-more-long-range-goals-than-tottenhams-harry-kane-this-season/954340

Offside goal and dodgy VAR pel. Sure the Croatians will take this well.

Mystic Baba.

2014 was before Argexit.

Gone France to nil/over 1.5 goals as the pre match bet. Going to lump on Mbappe to score twice in play if it's available.

98's always the one that sticks out for me. Reckon this has, against all expectations, comfortably been the best one since then at least. Just hope we don't get France grinding out a 1-0 win again to round it off.

Best World Cup ever?

France deserve to lose for being the team responsible for the only 0-0 throughout the full tournament.

Cracked up at the Beeb getting dressed up in shirt and tie for some reason. Could understand if they're actually there, but to sit in the same studio they have done all month?

As much as I've disliked Elliot over the years, he's probably perfect for a third choice.

Don't think he can win the main award, there's a separate one for 'coach of the year'.

Rashford's been gash all tournament.

Fuck me, almost goal of the tournament there.

Rewatched those clips of Southgate coming back out to the fans well after the final whistle too many times.

who was that again? Summat about pro evo wasnt it? Click on the quote above and it'll take you to the full thing. I also really like how he mentions a German banner saying "Underzing Helga Wierdenbrif" something I assumed was actually German, but when you Google it, it just brings up every time it's been mention on here. Inspired

If tonight's conversation proves anything, it's that we're all completely lost without the football.

please clear up whether you are legitimately masturbating or not What can I say, Southgate's on the mind.

Wait until they find out we weren't actually all aroused by Gareth Southgate.