Anderson

Only 8 words out from being spot on ?

Next 6 months is massive for us and him. Ideally he'll nail down his spot in the team and sign on for few more years. If not, I can't imagine he'll be here beyond that.

We both live away, so he's always on someone else's season ticket too, just going to have to do the usual and worry about where we're standing once we're there. Cheers anyway

If I go down to the box office to buy West Ham tickets will they give me two together? Whenever me and my housemate order online they give us two completely random seats. I know you're supposed to set up a travel group, but I use my brother's season ticket whenever I go and he's already got one setup for himself.

Completely forgot about this. Moussa needs a rest, couple others too probably but they'll have to wait. I'd send out the same team with Hatem in for Sissoko.

Article makes some good points in my opinion. It's fucking awful man, going on about he supposedly deserves better than us. Plus the Curbishley shite Wullie mentioned.

Top 6 will pull away from us soon, but at the same time we should have enough about us to keep ourselves comfortably in 8th. Could push Spurs for 7th dependent on how shite Sherwood is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2530621/In-praise-Pardew-Newcastle-boss-overachieved-against-odds-praising-Englands-coaches.html

Still got that fucking coat on too.

Aye, I saw Teeth Girl in the wild too.

Altidore

Thought it was the only result left, still needs Chel/Liv draw and Everton to beat Soton; less of the dramatics, man.

T'ra

Congratulations to Glenn Whelan for being the thickest cunt of the year. Haven't seen a replay of it yet (sounds as if it was on the soft side though) but, I'm absolutely sure he'd have gotten away with his second yellow if he hadn't gone up to Cabaye straight after his first, right under the referee's nose, and told him what was coming. Deserved all he got, stupid bastard.

Aye, it's not like they have copious amounts of money to bring their family over and mansions to put them up in for the holidays. Poor bastards.

If Suarez stays fit and out of trouble, there is, unfortunately, no reason they cannot stick around at the top. The yardstick for a top PL striker was generally 1-in-2, but this season he's moved up into a league with Messi and Ronaldo, the type of players who almost guarantee at least one or two goals a game and who'll no doubt finish with more goals than games played (don't think that's ever been done in the PL before?).

Nervy last 5 like, I ended up bottling it and cashing out my draw bet before Arsenal's couple corners near the end.

£150 profit for the night, canny little Xmas pressie.

Just had 365 on the phone offering me a £50 bonus for answering a few questions. Fucking vultures.

If you go down that route you're better off sticking your money on 'No goalscorer' rather than 0-0, same odds, but if by fluke it ends up 1-0 with an OG you're laughing.

Best way I've always seen to play it is £50 on under 6.5 (the highest limit they offer) with a covering bet elsewhere of a couple quid. Look at it as buying a £50 bet of your choosing for £2, if any bookie on the high-street offered that everyone'd be queuing up, worst case scenario is you end the night a couple quid down.

Obviously

I'm not saying they'll definitely refuse to pay-out, just that there's no guaranteed profit, which is what Dinho was asking. Plus, he hasn't exactly got the most decorated history when it comes to gambling and he'll only come straight onto here full of rage if it all goes tits up.

Hardly. "bet365 reserves the right to reclaim the bonus element of such offers and in their absolute discretion either settle bets at the correct odds, void the free bets or void any bet funded by the deposit bonus." If Chelsea or Arsenal win they'd give you the £16.66 profit which you're more than entitled too, yes, just don't expect them to refund your in-play bet as you'd have gone against the terms and conditions of the offer.