Anderson

Excruciating this.

Gan on Ba son.

You looking likely to be a bell cheese :lol:

Outrageous that like, hope the FA throw the book at the cunt.

Mikel standing over him, smug fucking cunt.

Mikel knew exactly what he was doing there.

Fuck, would've been a massive goal that.

Tiote.

Slow start from us.

Is no one else amazed at the HBA odds, just me? They pay out 1/3 odds on the E/W, so that's 6/1 anytime too.

Fuck sake, he doesn't need any encouragement man.

Ben Arfa 18/1 FGS at Bet365. Stuck a fiver E/W on that.

Team v #NUFC (4-2-3-1): Cech, Bos, Ivanovic, JT ©, Bertrand; Mikel, Meir; Ram, Malouda, Sturridge; Torres. (SL) #CFC subs: Turnbull, Cole, Essien, Lampard, Mata, Kalou, Drogba. (SL)

Krul - Perch - Coloccini - Williamson - Santon - Cabaye - Tiote - Jonas - Ben Arfa - Cisse - Ba

Fuck sake, you could've at least got an Alan Smith one a few years back.

Think I'll put a couple quid on Chelsea HT - Newcastle FT.

Just a thought. A lot of people dismissed Pardew's chances of the England job based purely on the basis droopy face was a shoo-in to get the gig, I wonder how seriously they actually considered him? The FA were quick to emphasise that there were more than two people on their shortlist.

If Liverpool don't win the Cup on Saturday we're guaranteed to enter at the play-off round, at the earliest, yes?

Can't believe anyone ever doubted him, especially a medical professional, he's an Ameobi for fuck sake. Even with Down's Syndrome he'd probably still put the Mackems to the sword year in, year out.

Looks smarter with Northern Rock on. Plus the Virgin Money patches are a bit unsightly when you see them up close.

It's painfully predictable what'll happen at the Euros, man. We'll lose to France in the groups, finish runners-up, which will set-up a quarter final against the Spanish in which we'll get dicked.

Can we rename the thread Mackematics?

Maybe that's what that god-awful half-and-half kit is intended for.