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Someone clocked him the other day as he made the exact same post on here as he did there about Cabaye, seems to have deleted that post off here though.

So that was you? Nice to know you go off on one when you've hit the bottle whilst posting on other forums too.

Wearside, are you Masterplan on RTG? The one who offered the other mackem out on Monday night?

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Brilliant, someone make it a smiley.

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United Paint The Toon Red United's players and staff swapped balls and boots for bullets and barricades on Tuesday, as they spent an afternoon paintballing. With seven new faces joining the St. James' Park ranks over the summer - who have all hit the ground running during the Club's unbeaten start to the 2011/12 campaign - it was the perfect opportunity for everyone to let their hair down and indulge in a spot of team bonding to boot. So Newcastle headed to Slaley Hall in the Northumberland countryside, where it was players against staff over the course of four games. From coaches and physios, to kit men and video analysts, they all donned the camouflage overalls and masks before heading into the woodland. And it was certainly an eventful afternoon for all involved. Be it the sight of goalkeeping coach Andy Woodman managing to fall over at the start of every game, or midfielder Cheik Tiote stocking up on enough paint grenades to satisfy an army, it is fair to say that everyone got fully engrossed in the afternoon's activities. There was, however, rumours of some foul play going on behind enemy lines. Winger Gabriel Obertan chose to keep a safe distance from the action, yet still managed to get hit by a couple of body shots, while full-back Ryan Taylor found himself singled out and ambushed by three members of staff after the whistle was blown to finish one of the games. But it was Steven Taylor who deserves to be court-martialed for his underhand tactics. Insiders claim the defender was sniping against his teammates for his own entertainment, before turning the gun on the Club's official photographer Ian Horrocks and video reporter Rob Scanlon, who were both chronicling the afternoon. It was all in good spirits though and, for the record, the staff will be enjoying bragging rights around the Training Centre for the foreseeable future…[/b] :lol:

This years keeper kit originally had black cats on the arms in the first promotional pictures, they were changed to white cats by the time the top came out.

Well, well, well. One down. I'd love to be proved wrong here, he could win me over if he gets the second deal done like.

By the way, I remember there was talk a little while ago that the club were currently renegotiating two deals with first team players. One amigo down, one to go.

Wow, absolutely over the moon with this, was confident he'd be the next out, really didn't see this coming. Can't remember being this happy about a contract renewal before like, sign of the times. Fair play to the club though, very optimistic Colo can stay now too.

Justin Lockwood?

Didn't someone suss that Masterplan on there, the one who offered the other mackem out, was Wearside as they made near identical posts?

Saw Ranger driving into Aspers car park about half an hour after the match yesterday. Sure I saw Sammy get turned away from Digital last night too.

Noticed there was a lad from Canal+, the big French TV channel, outside Shearers interviewing fans today, nice to see we're getting interest from them. Really good performance today bar one slip up from Raylor, other than that we made it look easy. Really happy considering this is the type of game we'd have turned up completely disinterested and lost in the recent past.

4-0. Today's going to be the day everything finally clicks and we play to our full potential. Although 0-1 wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

Apparently the interview's in English which is pretty impressive considering he didn't speak a word of the language when he signed. What a man.

I'd have him on bench duty for the next two games, I'd hope he's ready to start the Spurs game.

Fuck off man, it'll be a different story when he refuses to renegotiate with Colo and Jonas at the end of the season and when he inevitably looks to make a mega profit on Tiote and Cabaye. Also, Goal.com

Makes sense that they should be friendly with each other, the two incest capitals of the UK after all.

Definitely.

@Sammy_Ameobi Samuel Ameobi Can't wait for paintballing next week, players vs staff...no chance in spotting Sammy "STEALTH" Ameobi! 10 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad :lol: Also now got the hilarious image in my head of Shola lumbering around paintballing.

Aye, but he went on to say "Personally, I'd prefer not to discuss them at all." Nowt against him like, seems a canny poster, just strange that he came here after getting sick of RTG when one of his main grievances was he didn't want to discuss us at all.