Anderson

22 last season for a newly promoted team too.

Have him here in a flash, although January is going to be tough if we sign him or Maiga... or no one.

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Since when did that expression mean 'pissing yourself laughing'? Well you must be 'pissing yourself laughing' at your own club as Crouch is better than anything you have by a distance, he would walk into your team. C'mon Wearyside, you normally dress your wind-ups up a little better than that. F for effort on that one. Nothing to wind you up about, Crouch is better than anything you have. Enjoy Macheda with your £35m. 5-1 0-1 Get back to me when you are capable of finishing above us. It could be a while. Ta. will crouchy get you into europe ? No, but his FA Cup medal might!

You could have got infinite Ba's for the cost of Crouch, problem SMB?

Since when did that expression mean 'pissing yourself laughing'? Well you must be 'pissing yourself laughing' at your own club as Crouch is better than anything you have by a distance, he would walk into your team. C'mon Wearyside, you normally dress your wind-ups up a little better than that. F for effort on that one.

Bruce 16/1 for next PL manager to go on Stan James, got to be worth a fiver.

You really need to ask? Also 'Tyneside' derbies, this lass knas the craic.

1-0 down. :lol: :lol:

"Gyan: Ballon D'Or player" :lol:

8mil left back 10mil striker 3mil obertan 4.5mil Cabaye 25.5mil 2mil Routledge 4mil Nolan 35mil Carroll 6mil Enrique 47mil 21.5 mil profit If we spent that i would actually be chuffed. You're not accounting for the wages, agent fees, taxi to pick players up from the airport (plus 50p tip), cost to print new players shirts etc. Not to mention the extensive tarmac work and geothermic bore holes this summer. When you add that in £8m for a left back is not going to happen. I know, as if Ashley would pay a tip ffs.

Your stream is really slow. Did you really miss the derby, Colocho? Yeah, I was at a music festival. Newcastle United isn't my life, believe it or not. That would normally be acceptable, however would I be right in thinking this music festival was V Fest?

Joey's little wave.

Is whoever is behind Threat Level on here? Surely they must be?

If the rumours are true about PSV wanting €7m for Pieters, maybe the club have thought for €1m extra, Cissokho would be much better value for money? [/overlyoptimisticthinking]

Blackpool beat us 2-0 in the game after the Villa 6-0, Hatem's debut too.

Just watched the highlights on there and notice as the goal goes in some kid goes flying over the metal fence in the front row.

Probably way to early, but given some luck I think the staff, first team, and reserve squad we have put together over the last year or so is one of the most likeable and promising we have had, or at least has me more hopeful for the future in a long time. Again, happy to accept that it maybe just the high of the weekend still kicking on but fuck, I just can't help love most if not all of them. Even Andy Woodman is a funny fucker. Not up there with 'This group of lads' yet.

Sorry but who is Henderson ? Gettin! :lol:

Fucking get in!

Right I'm off, howay the lads!

I fucking love that photo of him.

The way they've set that out hints at: Krul Simpson Saylor Colo Raylor Tiote Cabaye Barton Obertan Jonas Shola

Obertan behind Shola.