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Sholameobi Shola Ameobi Actually chinned pardew when he asked me to play in midfield today, does he know who I am? Sholameobi Shola Ameobi Are stoke the ones we usually play? The mackems? I'm dead confused, who are the blues again? Does ibrahimovic run them?

Can't see him sticking around for year surrounded by turbulence and uncertainty when he's expecting his first kid soon, he'll want to get settled down, first club to offer him 4/5 years and he'll be off.

Every year, without fail. No doubt Tiote is Mr February? Carroll was February this year wasn't he? It's a fucking conspiracy!

FUCKING HELL! SSN just did a round of interviews with NUFC fans and there wasn't a single super mong amongst them. Wow.

Wouldn't be surprised to see him link up with Nolan and go to West Ham tbh. I can't see us letting him go for nowt to someone we're going to be closely competing with in the league. Plus he's got a kid on the way so he'll more than likely be looking for a fairly long contact so he can settle down.

Fucking hell, if you didn't laugh you'd cry.

FYP.

That's fantastic. The speech at the end, what a wonderful man. That's Tooj's video isn't it? The Sir Bobby Thank You For The Good Times and Keegan videos are brilliant too.

SSN covering this after the break. Just showed the first goal, absolute howler from Forster.

Cheer up man you miserable bastards. Decent run-out, 2 goals, another for Vuckic. It's not time to reach for the panic buttons yet.

Meh, shouldn't have got an extension on the 2 years he already had tbh. For once I agree with the club.

The Scots have their best chance of qualifying in a while.

I'm sure it's fake.

Fuck. I can't even bear to think about life after Shola. Shola is NUFC.

Aye and knowing our luck Titus will put in the performance of his life against us, it would be canny to see his good form last though.

Have the club not learnt their lesson about the riotous consequences of playing this kid?

I've never seen anyone get so excited about a dugout before like.

Eh? Wtf's that got to do with anything?

What's going on with this then? Cba to read through it all but the last I read some lad had said he worked for the company who does the signage for NUFC and they'd heard nothing of the sort.

Which Facebook page?

Exactly, look at what happened when the whole country laughed at our expense after a certain friendly against Leyton Orient. You're only lowering yourself to their level by keeping tabs on their friendly fixtures and laughing at any negative results.

We got beat by a 3rd division American side last week.

I've heard this argument before- that if we were sold for less we'd potentially end up with a worse owner. This is flawed on the basis that it assumed an owner's job is to pump in cash and the fact that £50m less spent on the club is £50m that could be invested in it. We're busy reaping the wonderful benefits of someone hideously overpaying in the first place, so I find it staggering that anyone takes this angle. Also, Ashley's business model is such that even if he can't sell, he'll simply let the fans gradually pay him back the investment by persistently turning up. His business model is built around the concept that he could do your gran up the arse and you'd still be there at five to three on saturday. So far, that part is working pretty well. Tbf, have a look around; Birmingham, Blackburn, Pompey etc.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/7769/nilecountahahah.jpg AH AH AH!

Gosling and Ba looked lively and a brilliant goal from Haris, Shola did well for his goal too.