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That will 100% happen. 100% it wont happen. It could have easily happened when Ashley took over but there's a reason it hasn't. Aye, the contract with Northen Rock Hasn't that deal been resigned in his time here? When the Puma deal was agreed? The point being that Ashley could not have changed the shirt sponsorship when he took over. Him not doing that then is therefore not an argument for him not doing it next season. Neither is the previous extension of the NR deal an indication of whether it's under discussion for next season. The fact that the deal Ashley signed a year ago still has 3 seasons to run (including this one) is a pretty substantial argument for him not doing it next season like.

That will 100% happen. 100% it wont happen. It could have easily happened when Ashley took over but there's a reason it hasn't. Aye, the contract with Northen Rock Hasn't that deal been resigned in his time here? When the Puma deal was agreed?

Expecting Tiote to completely shackle Barton if he plays in the centre and for Cabaye to give him a lesson on how to play centre mid.

Not even on the bench.

According to the Marsielle chairman they agreed a swap deal for Gignac and Gyan, but Gignac refused to move to Sunderland.

Tempted to go now..

Sorry to break it to you, but the lure of the capital and a potential lateral move to Spurs, Arsenal or Chelsea in the future is a lot more attractive than a potential move to the Mackems or Boro. And I wish that people would stop harping on about how we've left everything so late. We've already signed a couple of decent players and other clubs seem to be suffering in the market too. Until such time as anyone on this board can show me a business plan that's predicated on last-minute purchases, then I call bullshit on the whole thing. We've got less than two hours to wait and whatever happens, que sera, sera. Aye, because once you come here you're tied to the area and a move south is impossible.

Don't know what kind of helicopter we use, but he physically needs to be at the helipad just about now to make it to SJP and sign a contract within two hours. Surely he wouldn't need to come up here to sign everything, I'd imagine we'd sort it out in London before flying him up later on.

Eh? It's coming from the chief football writer for the BBC. The same one that reported the Gyan transfer request?

Never liked him, ugly cunt.

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Fucking Stoke can fuck the fuck right off trying to take Johnson, horrible cunts.

Tomi Ameobi £20m

Simpson out, Cissokho in.

The lanky cunt at the back with FA Cup lugs and a fine set of nashers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9575900.stm

22 last season for a newly promoted team too.

Have him here in a flash, although January is going to be tough if we sign him or Maiga... or no one.

http://troll.me/images/y-u-no/dr-spaceman-y-u-no-remember-crouchs-hatrick-vs-jamaica.jpg

Since when did that expression mean 'pissing yourself laughing'? Well you must be 'pissing yourself laughing' at your own club as Crouch is better than anything you have by a distance, he would walk into your team. C'mon Wearyside, you normally dress your wind-ups up a little better than that. F for effort on that one. Nothing to wind you up about, Crouch is better than anything you have. Enjoy Macheda with your £35m. 5-1 0-1 Get back to me when you are capable of finishing above us. It could be a while. Ta. will crouchy get you into europe ? No, but his FA Cup medal might!

You could have got infinite Ba's for the cost of Crouch, problem SMB?