Anderson

Klose now apparently on his way to Lazio and not Valencia.

Can just remember sitting there utterly bemused at Benjani's goal. Was such a weird game.

Fuck sake, Smith was up front? We were doomed from the word go.

Eh? Wasn't he signing our praises the other day?

Why would it ever be Harper? Nolan, Barton and Colo have all captained the team this year ahead of him this season.

Would be an upgrade on Henderson, weren't there a handful of decent Italian clubs in for him though?

Wait, what? They had £18m ready to be deposited in their account and they turned around and said "how about we'll let you have £5m back and take that N'Gog character off your hands?" Daft bastards.

Aye, i dont ever remember a summer like this before, its just total and utter speculation everywhere, first proper window with Twatter churning has a lot to with it all. It's also been a while since we went into the Summer expecting a large amount to be spent.

Sky quoting stuff so people go to sky bet. This Graeme Bailey spouts loads of shit anyway, I'm sure he was going on about Carroll to Spurs for the whole of Jan. Sort of. Hope so! Also reckons we're after both Gervinho and Gameiro, not either or.

Did Darren Fletcher ever appear for any of our academy sides? Wiki says he's been at Man Utd since 1995, that kit's from 1997-99 so I guess not.

Have to be over the age of 28 to be able to buy out your own contract. How did Jonas do it then?

Fucking hell, imagine trying to play that drinking game with Shola.

Yep, I'm discusted by your spelling of discusting. Disgustedly Disgusting SWP only cost £8.5m, was signed before the very silly money. Still, the combined price of SWP, Bridge, Barry, Lescott and Milner was £80m.

Brilliant!

Really like the look of him tonight. Not had much created for him but he's managed to turn and get a decent shot away on target a couple of times and then there's that goal.

Ooof. Sign him up!

£3.5m

That French kit is sexy as fuck like.

Who's notes are they? Cabaye: "LIL -> NEW" Gameiro: ""NEW or VALCIA"

Anyone else got 'ESPN live' bars down the sides of the screen?

I reckon Arsenal could be in for Gervinho if the rumours of Nasri wanting away are true.

Ah sweet, that's my evenings entertainment sorted. Gameiro's playing too isn't he?