I'm sure if we have a forum whip round we can raise the required funds and have Gomez posing under some super witty headline on .cock by tomorrow evening.
Already been posted mate, it even says so on that page.
Good spot.
Eh, this gone over my head. What am I missing?
Look beneath the photo.
Ah fucking hell, it's staring you right in the face but I still completely missed it.
It's no wonder there's such a shortage of English players in the PL when foreigners like Cabaye, Tiote and Ben Arfa were all picked up for less than £15m while Jordan Henderson is costing £20m.