Anderson

Although on the plus side it's been a long time since we've been able to say that. Saylor off the line!

Blackpool safe as it stands, Mick McMackem and Wolves on the way down.

Fucking hell, it's so tight. One W.Brom goal will see us drop from 9th to 13th, losing out on about £3.5m.

I think you need to make the font bigger for some people Dave I think you need to look up the definition of legal, PENKAAA.

Complete lack of rivers.

Think that's the problem, he's barely played in 6/7 months, may as well get a good half an hour out of him rather than a jaded hour. Aye, considering Guthrie's just back from injury too I'd imagine he'll swap them early in the second half.

N'Zogbia?

Dont think Jonas can play in that formation, to conventional a winger. Nolan/Ireland would be more appropriate in the centre with ben arfa and zoggy on the 'wings'. Quite the opposite, Jonas is much more of a grafter than the other two and so I'd say he'd compliment them perfectly.

I'd be happy with him starting the season as 2nd choice. I'd like to see us bring in an established striker obviously and then a promising youngster who'll be looking to be pushing ahead of Best in a season's time.

Hey West Ham, u jelly?

Aye, loved his celebrations against W.Ham, had been mainly written off by every one before the game then nets a hat-trick and celebrates as cool as you like, as if to say "I told you so."

What, because West Ham are being relegated to a level they've firmly been in, or below, for years? They almost make the mackems look like intelligent, upstanding citizens.

Don't know why it 'fucks you off' like, I find it highly amusing.

Yes! The good old asymmetrical formation, works a charm on FM.

You snappy bastard!

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Would be brilliant if UEFA made an example of City. They'll not go near Chelsea as they're an established top European team now, City though are the new kids on the block.

Well it turns out they've had a go at this. Could only muster a bonfire though. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150617758255398&set=o.155734271426&type=1&theater

Where's it say that? Considering he was at SJP yesterday I'd have thought he'd stuck about for Sunday before going back off for the summer.

For all the rags are a bunch of detestable cunts it's quite clever what they did with the whole Twitter account (presuming someone from within the press is responsible for the leak into the hands of the Twitter account). They added in one false story (Clarkson/Khan) which there is not a gag on meaning they could report on the whole Twitter 'thing' and deny that one story while censoring the rest, ergo confirming they're unable to comment on those specific stories as a gag exists. Also the fact that 'the anonymous footballer' is pursuing legal action is pretty much final confirmation.

Fuck sake man, Colocho.

http://th289.photobucket.com/albums/ll215/jorennejf/Memes/th_HappyForeverAloneGuy.jpg

Nope. I realised it was completely and utterly shit but I still felt compelled to post it. I think it's probably time to go to bed.