Anderson

What exactly are his 'image rights'?

I'd be worried if he was still a focal point of our team in 2 years time, nevermind any time beyond that.

List his talents. 1. He's cleverer than you.

"Nigeria 4-1 Argentina Friendly 01.06.11" on a popular video sharing website, 7:00 in. It really couldn't be any more blatantly fixed if they tried.

Bent.

Shola's in a league of his own when it comes to penalty taking.

Djourou

Sounds dodgy as fuck like.

Have Everton ever had anywhere near €18m? Fellaini. (£15m)

Another forgotten third kit. http://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2009/08/newcastle_0910-third.jpg

Liverpool would be a stupid move for his development. Suarez and Carroll have the striking positions nailed down for the foreseeable future. Unless Carroll is perma-crocked and Dalglish wants a like for like replacement.

Especially one which will clash with any kit the home kit clashes with.

Silver one's bloody awful, horribly shiny material and that box which houses the sponsor looks ridiculous. Purple one on the other hand was lovely, last NUFC top I bought, albeit for a fiver a year after it came out.

Shane Long would be massively underwhelming.

Erm... wow! Thanks for breaking this to us. Wow.

If there's only Sunderland going in for him in the summer I can see him digging his heels in and waiting til either Jan or leaving on a free next year. He's already turned down one sidewards step last season to Brum.

Aye that's what I was thinking, where the fuck have the other 10 games come from?

Was it? Can only remember him playing in a couple games other than the last 3 so presumed it was decent.

If we're looking for a big commanding target man with a good goals to game ratio last season we needn't look any further than... http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/may2011/0/1/steven-taylor-615363953.jpg

Definitely It has to happen.

Totally different IMO, Owen and Martins both took a step down whereas Lorient to Newcastle is still a massive step up. I'd have full confidence in him to give us his all even if we weren't his first choice.

f*** off. and "die" you wrote. you deserve permanent ban. you are cunt

I'd love for Barton to communicate with Owen via Twitter.