Anderson

Confirmed by Rio as well. Whinging bastard.

High Definition Fergie is fucking scary.

Fuck off Redknapp.

Pretty sure they didn't Sam just mentioned him at the very beginning of the half.

Fucking get in to these bastards, they're all over the shop. C'mon!!

Crowd sounds decent.

I guess it should be a leftie doing the chipping!

Wrong. Williamson Jonas Loven Ameobi Coloccini I know that's how it technically should be but, I'd prefer a Jose goal.

Newcastle 5-0 ManUtd Coloccini Jonas Lovenkrands Ameobi Enrique

So true.

Can we make in a bananble offence to link to FootballTransferTavern, Caught Offside and the Daily fucking Mail please?

We have only had an "average" injury list this season according to Toons Taylor the other day.Our injury list this season is beyond ridiculous,an absolute joke to be honest. It's no worse than ours. Your best players are Barton,Nolan,Enrique and Coloccini,how long have they been out with injuries this season? I'd say you have been very fortunate injury wise this season. Nice that you've conveniently left Ben Arfa out of that list. How many of your top 4/5 (whoever they may be) have been missing long term like? Bent was ever present before he fucked off, Gyan always seems to be mincing about and the rest of your squad just seem to merge into a long list of mediocrity.

Did anyone watch that thing on BBC last night about the con man who bought Notts County? I didn't get to watch the whole thing just little bits but I'd never even realised what had went on. Can remember a big thing about it at the time when Sven came in and then just forgot about, never realised it was a total con. Going to have to watch it fully on iPlayer later but there's something on .com about how they tried to buy us in 09. And we thought Mike was bad!

Can we not get Balotelli in as mascot tonight or something? His face would be priceless.

Gash in pink shirt shocker.

Nike's designs for this season are fucking awful.

Seems very low. Anyone know what their PA is though?

I think it looked something like this: :colo: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/sep2010/9/0/hatem-ben-arfa-620777229.jpg

Well what would we search to view such video? Edit: Found it, "Ray Wilkins calls Jay spearing a shit house".

All you have to do is click the citation, that's how Wikipedia works. http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/news/tm_objectid=16599141%26method=full%26siteid=50081-name_page.html Also, why's this is the other games thread?

He's bought some dross for the Mackems mind. Only Bruce would sign Cattermole and then compound the mistake by making him club captain. Only Bruce would sign Cattermole and then compound the mistake by making him club captain and then compound the mistake even further by moving clubs and resigning Cattermole before finally compounding the mistake to an excruciating level by making him club captain again.

I did notice on the subject of these super-injuctions that the NOTW had a front page story saying it was a Man Utd team mate with one of Rooney's 'girls'. A Newcastle player was also mentioned.

Still haven't got a clue where this is from! I feel left out.