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Yep you'd think so,no way is this just bad luck,it has to be something to do with the medical team or the pitches at the academy,hopefully Fat Sam and his ridiculous team of so-called 'sports scientists' will get to the bottom of it in the summer when he is appointed. FYP.

Quoting, just in case.

Tbf the state our midfield has been in at times LuaLua and Vuckic would've both probably had a decent look in - albeit probably in a similar role to Ranger from the bench - had they been fit.

N'Zogbia's a fucking clown, he tried to use us as a stepping stone and ended up at Wigan. If he goes to Sunderland that's two shit clubs in shit towns he's managed since leaving us.

Don't mind Michael Owen, at least he has a few relatively interesting things to say. Michael Owen, interesting? Even by your low, low standards that is absolutely ridiculous.

That hurts my eyes.

Also with Nolan the reporters directly went to him, asking him questions, looking to get a quote about Sunderland and he simply replied it would 'be nice'. Bruce came out in a post-match press conference and stated his aim was to finish above us.

Felt dirty this morning. Michael Owen posted something and I actually found myself agreeing.

Well, according to their own media, gordon saving from zat knight, equalising against us and gyan dancing were other highs from this season at least. Btw, over on rtg, they're on about gervinho refusing a new offer and reckon gyan should have a word with him. Wey aye like, both african, must knaa each other well like... I dunno why but I've got this image of Gyan wandering up to Gervinho's door, dead happy because he's going round to convince him to sign for the mackems, only to be greeted with on the doorstep.

certainly seems obsessed like

Shola +10.

Mackem myth #952, Newcastle United are the media's darlings.

At least after the shite served up in the semi's and elsewhere in the competition this season we've arrived at what is pretty much the perfect final. Looking forward to it.

Fucking going to go for my hat-trick now aren't I!

Scholes with more yellows than anyone in CL history, and the little tinker receives another, what a cheeky chappy.

Boooo.

What is this I don't even.... I know, the fact I find myself discussing the validity of two different Patrick Van Aanholt twitter accounts really hammers home how shite my night is.

The fake one appears to have more followers than the real one and is being followed by the real one.

Think that's a fake, why anyone would want to pretend to be Patrick Van Aanholt is beyond me though. is the 'real' one.

How easy would it be to sign up on his old username though? Although you'd have imagined if someone was going to they'd have done it earlier.

Jose's back? Surely not him? Man, twitter peaked in Jose's twitter heyday.

People fannying about with names and numbers pfftt, just get the Messiah's name and number on the back, Shola will never desert us.

Fail. You sure you're not the designer for the GK kit? I see a similar fatal fault. Fuck you This one more to your taste sire? http://www.marrsairsoft.co.uk/ZeRoE/NOFC/NUFCOrange2.png I'll give you a clue to what he was referring to (at least I think what he was), it's black and... it's a cat.