Anderson

Can’t understand City having been odds on for the league this season, be very surprised if it’s not at least a proper title race with Chelsea.

Surely Wolves v Spurs should be on tele today, not Soton v Man U?

Turned it off after the second, Bruce get any stick at all from the away end?

Aye, proper “how do you do fellow kids” getup.

Not missed watching on ropey streams ffs, chew on this.

Got to score there!

Just need a Burnley yellow and Dean has just let a Burnley player suplex Jota, cool.

Hendrick’s 100% bang into his conspiracy theories.

The Graham Jones stuff really, really gets under his skin.

That’s better… …and there we go.

These questions ffs, “what’s a day like in your life Steve?”…

Lovely stuff.

Wolves, with 17 shots, failing to score the only leg to let me down today! Even had Brighton winning ffs.

Thought West Ham would be in, or is Lingard still expected to go back? Could imagine Rafa loving him too.

Normally a percentage of profit aren't they?

Kepa’s been sent on purely so he can chat absolute shite to their players.

Pretty sure Krul wasn’t a “penalty saving expert” prior to that shoot out either.

BT failing to grasp that this is just a glorified friendly here.

Burnley in the Carabao, couldn’t get a worse draw!

Still can’t understand no other club being in for him, especially at the price quoted.

Big fan of Jorginho going for the Foden hair.

Joe Cole talking about “my days” as if he was getting butchered week-in, week-out in the 80s. Must still have PTSD from that Parker tackle.

Cheeky fiver on Ziyech anytime, should’ve gone FGS!

Ah aye, forgot he had a fairly bad injury. Shame, looked set to be a fixture in the England team too.