Anderson

Go on, Carra!

Loved Neville shutting him down there.

That Sky thing is only 30mins, with ads. Shame, thought it’d be longer.

Give over, man.

Played most (all?) the game in our run-in under Rafa, didn't he?

Ah shit aye, didn't realise that was originally Wednesday night! Thought it was that weekend's fixture. Must mean we're playing Fri/Wed/Sun.

City game moved forward to Friday 14th. Thought they were meant to be getting pushed back to allow fans in?

What happened to this week’s BIG NEWS?

Man U 2-0/Arsenal 2-2, singles & double.

Had a couple bets on the horses today and topped it up with a couple odds on selections to get it up to £20 return. Everything came in, except Barca @ 1/10. Serves me fucking right, £19 cash out in play too ffs.

Looks like the lovechild of Gove & May ffs.

Had 1-1 tonight. Called Benzema next goal too, but accidentally put my free in-play bet on 0-2.

You must read a different forum to the rest of us.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/12288461/watch-newcastle-the-entertainers-on-sky-sports-from-sunday-may-2 Magedia at it again.

There’s no new directors, they’ve been in place since Jan 20. Just an update to their details.

Shearer was Newcastle United when I was a kid. I was 5 when he signed, 15 when he retired. I grew up watching the best centre forward the Premier League's ever seen knocking them in for his hometown team, breaking both club & league goal scoring records, wouldn't swap that for any amount of trophies/titles. He's the only reasonable choice for anything like this.

That hall of fame seems to have wound up ManU fans, which is nice.

Hope they get grief everywhere they go when fans are back in. He’s so thin skinned, not a chance they’ll handle universal disdain in the way Fergie’s teams used to for example.

Famous German humour from Timo here, not sure there’s a future in stand up.

Missed that, page 8.

Every year, they get uppity about us going down/them going up before we fluke a few results together and they drop their arses.

How come no 3pm PL game today?

Red for me that. Cynical professional fouls are one thing, but absolutely no need to clean him out like that. Surely ‘dangerous foul play’?