Anderson

Did same against Spurs. Slated him at times, but impossible not to love stuff like this.

MBS blackmailing the government into getting involved probably isn’t the best way to go about proving he’s not ultimately in control like.

Tuchel vs PSG in final a possibility too.

Even less believable are these Bayern subs.

How’s this still 1-0?! Frantic.

PSG keeper clatters into his own defender, FK.

Loves a diving header.

I thought they couldn’t give retrospective yellows on VAR? Sky indicating they chose not to.

Just seen the score, ‘kin hell! Hope Moyes pulls off top 4.

Shades of Dubravka’s debut, coming for everything.

“Justice is done in that respect” - aye, foul on half way makes up for a penalty earlier.

Absolutely mental he came here with a reputation for being trouble.

Saddest thing about the state of the club atm is going to be losing him. Different class.

Get in. Criminal how little game time he’s had this season considering his contributions.

What’s the actual wording of the rule? Not even one of those where our player is diving into it. He’s literally got his boot at head height ffs.

One of those you’d not be happy given against you, but it is a foul isn’t it?!

mental.

2 minutes?!

All a bit pointless isn't it? Most likely scenario is they don't anywhere near enough. Best case, they get a miniscule stake in the club that achieves nothing?

Massive weekend. The right combination of results could potentially have us all but safe, or down in the bottom 3 and seemingly doomed. Probably means us & Fulham will both pick up a point and prolong the misery.

Moyes manager of the year?

Those Villa goals are most I’ve celebrated goals in ages ffs.

Mitro rising to send us down.

He'd been terrorised all day too by HBA, to the point that being chucked in nets was probably a welcome relief. Probably the most enjoyable game from that side. HBA & Cisse at their absolute best, Carroll booked for diving, Jose in nets & Kenny wandering about like a lost old bloke.

Can't believe nobody's thought of this before. Only need 50,000 of us to hand over £6k each. Should be a piece of piss.