Quite possibly up there with some of the worst thought up songs EVER on this site I would think.
There has been some good lyrics for Andy to that tune , not hard to learn them tbh.
I've heard:
He's got long hair just like a lass , Caroll Caroll
Txt his bird he'll hit you with a glass Caroll
He makes more money than me and you
He spends it all in Blu Bambu
Andy Caroll the Angel Of The North
We sang that on the bus yesterday before the game for about 10 minutes. Great song. My favourite for Carroll, the other two don't seem to fit aswell. I.e He gets the ball he scores a goal, and he'll break your f***ing jaw