Village Idiot

The Spanish telly is showing a bunch of shots of the president of the Spanish FA and he looks like he's aware he's waking up in Gitmo in the morning

Banega's been really class. So assured.

Get in!

Sevilla rattled now. They seem to have spent themselves to get that 1-2.

Yeah, is death penalty on the table?

Can't stop thinking this is probably going to be more exciting than the main event in 10 days' time.

Exciting game.

Reyes man, so brilliant and so terrible in equal doses.

Get in!!!

Get in! Howay Sevilla.

Yeah, we've been linked with him. Obviously Denis Suárez and Deulofeu,too (actually I think both will still be on loan next season)

Most of the arrested (or all) are based in the Americas; I think the DoJ has plenty of s*** on others but has only arrested the ones it can build jurisdiction for.

Are Dnipro loaded? Can't believe Konoplyanka hasn't moved to a better league yet.

Every spanish or portuguese speaking person connected to FIFA should be under investigation. Our FA is shamelessly corrupt; one of the reasons they tried to strike La Liga is that the Spanish government has been trying to audit them for ages, and the FIFA has gone all "political interference!". If that c*** Villar ends up in jail thanks to the yanks, I will personally call football "soccer" for at least a week. A week!

The Guardian says our FA president is under investigation. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Christoph-Waltz-Dancing-in-Chair-Inglourious-Basterds.gif

The yanks are probably going to demand we call it "soccer" in exchange of going to the bottom of this.

Glory hunter. The building behind the Camp Nou is a maternity hospital, so hundreds of thousands of barcelonians(?) have been born in his shade.

Would be the most Partridgeshrug.gif moment. We'd just start our own goddamn international football organization. With playoffs. All international football tournaments have playoffs already.

For now. Think it be impossible to have a re-vote for the 2018 World Cup. But for 2022 there is still time. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUSA! x4 or 5. First the nazis, then the communists, now FIFA. Yanks always come to save the world

Putin will start WWIII if we take the WC away.

Oh please please please, arrest the head of the Spanish FA. I will personally go to his house and do a citizen arrest on him, with a healthy dose of police brutality included.

It looks like they are going mostly after CONCACAF members; I guess that's because the headquarters are in the US and that makes US justice competent.

I think they are a bit butthurt for not being given the 2022 WC, but it's all in a good cause.

I think the fact there's been arrests it's a pretty noteworthy change from business as usual. As I said in the Qatar/Russia thread, my wet dream is that the DoJ goes all RICO on FIFA's arses.

http://s1.postimg.org/c7h1m3b5r/Sense_t_tol.jpg Orange where I live. Light blue where I was born.