Village Idiot

My ''I don't care about football'' boss has asked me to go with him to an industry party the same evening as the Copa final I hate him so much

Concha is a pretty decent prospect. He's small even for Spanish standards though. Also, from the article: Taking the piss, I guess.

That's a shocking stat.

Last week he was being linked with Madrid and Milan. Can't see him going to yourselves or Wham. He has now CL football coming up, too.

I can't remember the last time I was in such a good mood reading the football forum I do.

I just love how they waited for them to be nicely bunched together in Switzerland before rounding them up. Yanks are efficient.

He's being shipped to a black site for enhanced interrogation in the morning. I can understand him being a little down.

Finished with record points in La Liga this season too

Peace, man!

The Spanish telly is showing a bunch of shots of the president of the Spanish FA and he looks like he's aware he's waking up in Gitmo in the morning

Banega's been really class. So assured.

Get in!

Sevilla rattled now. They seem to have spent themselves to get that 1-2.

Yeah, is death penalty on the table?

Can't stop thinking this is probably going to be more exciting than the main event in 10 days' time.

Exciting game.

Reyes man, so brilliant and so terrible in equal doses.

Get in!!!

Get in! Howay Sevilla.

Yeah, we've been linked with him. Obviously Denis Suárez and Deulofeu,too (actually I think both will still be on loan next season)

Most of the arrested (or all) are based in the Americas; I think the DoJ has plenty of s*** on others but has only arrested the ones it can build jurisdiction for.

Are Dnipro loaded? Can't believe Konoplyanka hasn't moved to a better league yet.

Every spanish or portuguese speaking person connected to FIFA should be under investigation. Our FA is shamelessly corrupt; one of the reasons they tried to strike La Liga is that the Spanish government has been trying to audit them for ages, and the FIFA has gone all "political interference!". If that c*** Villar ends up in jail thanks to the yanks, I will personally call football "soccer" for at least a week. A week!

The Guardian says our FA president is under investigation. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Christoph-Waltz-Dancing-in-Chair-Inglourious-Basterds.gif

The yanks are probably going to demand we call it "soccer" in exchange of going to the bottom of this.