Village Idiot

Yeah, I was looking forward to him putting it to Suárez on a platter.

Until 2019. Surprising given that the rumors were that he wanted out. Good news, he's a great player to have in our squad.

Looks like Chiellini is out of the final...

Hopefully he'll provide entertainment other than the weird half-geordie accent he'll develop in a few months.

Less IIRC; Xavi's the Spanish footballer with the most trophies, though. Xavi has 24 for club + 3 for country.

Ba?

It's gonna be tough; if things stand as they are Valladolid, Sporting and Zaragoza are a quality crop of playoff rivals.

Xavi received a homage from the club and players today, before the team leaves for Berlin. He started crying at the end. He also posed with all the trophies he's won. :'(

They are from his agent's youtube account.

New York's City midfield is certainly going to be dynamic next season.

That's because he doesn't play for Elche: http://www.cfalfas.es/ver_jugador.php?cod_jugador=587&cod_equipo=cadete_a Bonus:

Explains the sudden burst of arse-kissing. Yep - quite amazing how many of these c***s will sell their soles for a few pennies. Any hard earned credibility is lost forever. Tbf I don't think you can get much more than a few pennies for a shoe sole.

Mike Ashley's pushed you into the dark pits of gloryhunting, TCD?

That was poetry.

Luís Enrique has invited Totti to the CL final. Roma's captain has accepted. I thought they didn't end in the best of terms...

Rather zombie Havelange with Blatter, Al Capone and Lucifer as his aidés than Figo. May he rot in hell for all eternity.

Looks like Elche are likely to be relegated due to their debt with the taxman. Eibar would keep their place in La Liga if that happened. However, Elche are likely to appeal to regular courts if this happens.

I got 1 and 3 wrong.

Guess the players that will be in the CL final by their silhouettes: http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2015/06/01/actualidad/1433181846_459070.html 6/8

I love John Oliver; with Stewart and Colbert gone, that's all we've got left

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Jonas loves the club. Doesn't want to leave. Gets fired on the phone. His good friend, who has been with him through thick and thin releases a dead eyed statement filled with platitudes instead of being upset at how his friend has been treated over the last tumultuous year. Jonas goes up to Colo and asks "What the f***?" Finds out the entire bullshit statement is a lie. Tells us about it because he's f***ing beautiful. Yup, very well put. That's my take on it.

Colo and Jonás are really close, and those comments are really impersonal. Doesn't surprise me Jonás asked him about it. I mean, if I'm pissed about how I've been treated and my mate joins in the hollow pageantry dished out by the club, I would ask him about it.

No. They left in 2010, Song was bought in 2012.