Village Idiot

Madrid's presser pushed back to 20.00 PM, both As and Marca claiming Ancelotti has already been told he's out.

Not really, they are far from being the third biggest Catalan team. That would be Sabadell. It would be their first time in the top flight too. Girona is the most important Catalan town outside of Barcelona metro area, though. Lovely place too.

Nicolás Otamendi's agent: "Nico is going to do all he can to leave Valencia". So cuntish. Best defender in la liga this season, though.

Hope so, would be great for Barcelona. There's been an outpouring of support from the players for Ancelotti, plus the fans seem to be behind him too. A bit mad if Pérez indeed sacks him. All the better for us indeed.

What metric of time are you on Damn. 7 PM / 19.00.

Madrid to hold a presser today at 19 PM Spain time. Probably related to Ancelotti. Probably to announce they are sacking him.

If Morata scores against us in the CL final he'll be back in Madrid in a heartbeat with a hero welcoming.

Betis promoted to La Liga. Second automatic promotion slot will be a dead heat between Sporting Gijón and Girona. I hope Girona can snatch it, it would be great to have 3 Catalan teams in La Liga again.

Chuffed for el Galgo. Way to go.

Aye, I think he's been generally tidy in possession too. I feel he's the only player that gets what playing in midfield means.

Get in!

FWIW these Spanish commentators are being quite adamant about how shambolically you've been run this season, and laying most of the blame at Ashley's feet. I know it's irrelevant, but it does seem that the truth is slowly coming out. One of the best things of getting rid of Pardew is that Ashley lost his shield, imho.

They aren't even pressing West Ham; it's ridiculous

Spanish commentary: "It looks like it's West Ham the team that needs the points"

Who's supposed to get the ball to him though?

Makes me laugh how genuinely puzzled these Spanish commentators are when going over your season and all the fucked up events in it.

I won't accept digs at Barça's new shirt if you're wearing this abortion next season btw.

Spanish commentators surprised to see Wham on top when they have nothing to play for

He had 1-2 soso seasons, but when he got injured he was in amazing form. I suspect that with a fit Valdés we would have won trophies last season.

Watching Newcastle-Wham here - I can't possibly put myself in a situation where I root for ManU to win.

Bah, I'm going to watch, and I'm not even sure which result I want anymore. Probably a defeat while you still stay up.

Where's this from? Something I missed? Flying to Athens next week to sort out his move apparently . Certainly won't see him again for NUFC

It was so obvious Pérez was getting dropped from this game after all those comments last week. And Abeid is getting sold? So infuriating.

He hasn't kicked a ball in anger in a year and a half; that would be my only doubt.

Valdés