Village Idiot

I think he's better than Isco, whom he usually replaces.

Mandzukic is not gonna survive this match.

Oblak started his career at Atlético pretty shakily, but by god has he found his feet in the last 1-2 months.

Mandzukic doesn't look fit to me, looks like Simeone is pulling a Costa again, he should've learnt last season...

If wikipedia doesn't lie (sometimes it does), Carver possesses the worst win % of all NUFC managers to be in charge for more than 10 games, since you started appointing one. There's just no rationale to appoint him, even JFK was better.

It's fucking annoying when my GF does that. Noodles is on the money.

This will be on the Spanish telly, can I watch?

What a load of s*** I fear the day when whatever brainwashing device we big clubs use to turn other clubs' fans into the footballing equivalent of the Stepford wives breaks down and you show up at our place with the pitchforks.

The prosecutor has asked for 2 years of jail for our current president Josep Maria Bertomeu, and 7 for our former president Sandro Rosell, for their involvement in alleged fraud to the taxman in Neymar's signing. And that's why I want them gone. Add to that the transfer ban, etc... way to drag the club's name through the mud, the f***ing crooks.

The sport of basketball.

I've had FM games like this: http://i.imgur.com/mUiYbrV.jpg

Fuck this. I'm going to get drunk.

Knew it. We've been on the back foot all second half long.

Agree. I guess Luís Enrique wants to keep the ball and see the game out, but I'd rather push for a third given that Sevilla are going to leave lots of space.

Damn that Bravo howler, put Sevilla back into the game.

Meh.

With the fire of a thousand suns

Sevilla's anthem is so much class. Don't fuck this up lads.

Torres being Torres. Misses a couple sitters and ends up scoring in the wrong net. Atlético losing now. EDIT: Griezmann fires back from an offside position.

Something I found while going through the closets at my parents' house: http://s21.postimg.org/pxp7pikon/2015_04_11_17_57_28.png It's in pristine state. Pity I don't fit in it anymore.

Boro, just because one of my best English friends is a smoggie. Besides that, I'd go with Bentford/Bournemouth for the same reasons you mentioned.

Huge game for us tonight. Sevilla are undefeated in their last 31 home games. Unreal record. If we win this, it will be a huge step towards winning the league.

Barça - Sevilla in 1989, Cruyff's second season. Quite an infamous game it became. We were winning 3-1, until the ref gave Sevilla a penalty for a foul outside the box. They scored it, we crumbled, and ended up winning 3-4. The Camp Nou was incensed, I had never seen my dad uttering so much profanity

He's completely soulless