Village Idiot

People shouldn't really give much of a damn about how Pardew does for his new team. Bottom line is that he was crap for NUFC, he isn't here anymore and that's a good thing.

Don't give him ideas man, that's pretty feasible

Chygrynskiy and Kerrison say hi. Vermaelen says "Hi" while drinking my bourbon and fucking my GF.

I'm fine with him as third choice CB. It's just that paying €20m for a 31 year old backup is abysmal business.

Anyway, with this and his goal against Real Madrid, Mathieu has almost made his signing worthwhile. One of the most surprising things this season is the amount of goals we are scoring from deadball positions. We'd always been frankly useless at that.

I just can't get past the chrons style short sentences. all on the next line leading to feeling like you're reading a children's book by an idiot It's like a haiku.

Wish them all the luck. Hopefully something good can come out of putting Ashley under pressure. Good thing of getting rid of Pardew - besides the fact it was Pardew - is that he was Ashley's shield. Now he's gone.

Aye, not a chance Cracking header. VI knows the football gods hang out here. Smart dude. God is a magpie and He overcompensates in order to not be accused of favoritism.

No way we're winning this today. Absolutely ineffectual in the last third.

http://www.flashscrap.com/greetings/insults/f***-off-2.jpg Believe me, we've been terrible. Take off the Barça shirts and we haven't looked much better than any Swansea or Málaga of this world playing away from home. I notice you didn't name a certain team. I didn't want to go that far.

http://www.flashscrap.com/greetings/insults/f***-off-2.jpg Believe me, we've been terrible. Take off the Barça shirts and we haven't looked much better than any Swansea or Málaga of this world playing away from home.

Oh my what an awful first half. This looks like a game from six months ago.

You know nothing, Juan Snow. Nah man, even if they don't give a shit (which they don't) it's got to be obvious to the c***s upstairs that Carver during a full season = relegation.

Hopefully questions will be asked after this? Can't believe Carver is getting away with these shit results. No way he's appointed in the summer at least.

Not sure if serious but it means being homeless here. Language barrier. In Spanish "being on the streets" means you've been set free.

Wait, what's the problem with ex-soldiers being on the streets? Should we lock them up once they end their service?

Young, direct and pacey. Yeah has Liverpool written all over it, I can definitely see it. He's been a failure at Sevilla. If Rogers can finally straighten him up and get the best of him, then he'll be a coup - but I'm starting to lose faith in that being possible. I just noticed that I could have written the exact same paragraph nine months ago about Balotelli.

Think Tello would have been good for Liverpool What does the future hold for Tello? Will he be back at Barca? Latest talk is that we're about to transfer him to Porto permanently. I believe he's too a limited player to succeed at the top level, but he can carve a decent career for himself just by exploiting his pace.

People over here saying Liverpool want Deulofeu. Can't believe that.

I love whoscored. Nifty little table: http://s28.postimg.org/bxhh0im25/Captura.jpg

Spain has Asenjo at 7.0 - I guess it's just a quirk of their engine, and goalies just don't get high ratings.

Looks eerily like my FF team.

Had that feeling for a while, even when you won the Euros in 2012 he seemed to be just straight copying Barca and hoping for the best. He seems to have no answers with both Xavis out of the picture and Iniesta declining. He just throws players in there to see if something sticks.

Weird lineup from us. I don't think Del Bosque knows where he's going.