Village Idiot

Ayoze never led the line for Tenerife, he started as an AM, although he eventually ended up playing as a foil for Aridane, the big lump they used as target man.

If they hadn't had that surge in form earlier in the season they'd be fighting the drop.

He's never made much of a deal of that. Seemed bitter about Pardew in particular but then you'd hear him talk and he was all "but that's the past". He's just extremely good-natured.

They're all cowards, man. Even Shearer's scared to say what he truly thinks on TV or to Carver's face. It's an old boys' club of the biggest pussies in the United Kingdom. Definitely. Do you get that in Spain too VI or is it an English thing? Pundits love to rip managers into shreds over here. But we don't have so many former players/managers as pundits. Those tend to be tamer.

Hadn't heard about the FOI until today (I'm not from the UK though) How does that work? Can anyone just fill out a form and get the information or do you have to have a proper reason why you need the info? https://ico.org.uk/for-organisations/guide-to-freedom-of-information/what-is-the-foi-act/ Wasn't aware that football attendances were a matter of the public record. Emergency services probably need to know in case there's an evacuation. Good point. Probably they also need to make sure that maximum capacity isn't being exceeded.

Hadn't heard about the FOI until today (I'm not from the UK though) How does that work? Can anyone just fill out a form and get the information or do you have to have a proper reason why you need the info? https://ico.org.uk/for-organisations/guide-to-freedom-of-information/what-is-the-foi-act/ Wasn't aware that football attendances were a matter of the public record.

A week from the derby, and I'm already trolling the hell out of my Espanyol friends like there's no tomorrow. Feel like a bully That wonderful David Squires strip about living with the grief of being a small club fan is seeing plenty of airtime.

Congratulations Brummie, I hope you can bring the cup to Birmingham. Good luck.

How come you're here, on these forums? Don't mean to sound like a dick or nothing, just a genuine question since you're a Barca fan Old story; when SBR died I came to this forum to see how his people remembered him. Ultimately ended up loving the place and the natives.

To be honest the ground doesn't look that full to me.

Fucking hell people, I sympathize with you yet I get happier when your opposition scores. What a fucked up life if I were full time.

That mackem plane, so small time

His. I always make that mistake, it's the same word in Spanish for both genders ("su"). But indeed.

Also, thanks for redirecting me to Jonás twitter, which is awash with photos of her absolutely lush GF.

f*** that. Jodo eso. A la mierda eso.

Nah man, he's getting the best from his players, don't you know?

Ronaldo misses a pen, not a common sight. They are saying Bale might have a torn calf; season over for him if that's the case.

It's gotta be one of those Scooby Doo eps where the rollercoaster is haunted and they'll take off Carver's mask to reveal it was Pardew all along.

By the way, Atlético have found their own Rory Delap in Gámez; another assist from a throw in today.

Bale injured; sorry Atlético.

I will be surprised if Atlético can hold on Griezmann for too long, what a player. I hope they can.

2-0. Pretty bad game from us but I'll take that.

Bravo man, serious candidate to player of the year for us. Sad

Who? I keep losing track of disparaging nicknames.

Valencia have been better than us in the first half, much improved now with Rakitic in midfield.