Village Idiot

Never scored in "proper" games though since I was a goalkeeper and only indulged the striker bug in games with friends. Well I actually started out as a forward when I was a kid but after an injury I moved to the goal until I regained fitness, and found out I was a much better goalie than forward.

Any stories?... Has never told me more than generic "he's a stuck up prick" talk but I'll ask him for details when I see him.

I scored a true beaut when I was 18. I was playing as a striker and held the ball back to the goal, closely marked. I relayed it to one of the midfielders who then lofted it above the defence as I got behind them. However, the ball had too much power to it and was going for a goal kick when I jumped and scored from an overhead kick. I remember landing awkwardly and hurting myself, but not f***ing caring. Will never forget that goal.

Cesc is a grade A prick. My bro has talked to him and knows some of his mates and reckons success has gone way way over his head.

Can't say he's impressed me. Good player, just not their level. But Mou asked for him and they don't have a natural winger right now.

Heh, Cesc told the press yesterday that they never watch opposition's videos when preparing a match at Arsenal. Why am I not surprised.

I'm a cunter and shittier version of Victor Valdés.

Great day of football this

http://www.mr-nobones.com/images/misc/burns-excellent.gif

You watching on English TV? Or did all countries show the same clip. Flipping between ESPN and BBC.

That Kaká "portrait"

France's next away shirt http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/blog/wolverine.gif

Utterly ridiculous yellow.

He has a handball goal too! But the Getafe goal is truly canny in being a copycat of Maradona's.

Goals this game

Good clearance.

I found myself laughing when we conceded to be honest. Pissed off afterwards but ridiculous goal to be frank The goal reel is looking promising so far!

Such dodgy goals

Your lack of confidence is amusing

Greece looks useless, the 2004 side had at least some drops of quality with people like Tsartas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb6UnFvBIhE

The keeper actually moved out of the way, how kind of him

Dutch Techno, thats what the techno viking listens to. Actually I once saw a band playing chainsaws and welders in festival in Austria.

Proper game at last. Argentina look brilliant going forward but defence is really suspect.