Village Idiot

It's on his website, so I'm sure it's 100% his own. Glad that he has an outlet to communicate with fans, away from NUFC's PR team's greasy claws.

All living Barça ex-presidents will attend the Clásico to pay homage to Johan Cruyff. This includes Agustí Montal, the man who signed him in 1973. We should give that man a medal.

We look absolutely dreadful though. I guess the players are more worried about performing with their clubs at this time, but gosh, I can't see how that mess can come good coming summer.

I just want to engage in some conversation about it, I know I have no reasons to complain

Spain still looks like going nowhere. Del Bosque doesn't seem to have a plan anymore; it was always going to be hard to replace our 2008-2012 winning team, but we look utterly lost on the pitch.

A legend for football and for Barça. He showed us the way that has led us to what we are. He took a team without identity, bereft of aim or spirit, and he gave us an idea. Something to aspire to be, something we wanted to be. RIP. Barça is 115 years old. Out of 68 major title wins, 26 have happened in the 26 years since he took over.

I feel embarrassed to be honest. Just awful.

I have little doubt that with time, Benítez would sort the team out. I thought the second half was a huge improvement. Why oh why did they wait for so long...

f*** outta here and let's find out. Ok, I will switch back

Heh, I switch to the Barça game and you score. Was it my fault?

Colback, please die.

Fucking eating my fingernails instead of my BBQ ribs right now. I hate this.

I'm in the middle of a family BBQ and I have the game playing on my phone

Good. I had this sinking feeling that Pardew would keep ruining football and win this game, after 12 games without a win.

How many points you clear then? 11 if we win tomorrow. Villarreal away, so it's not an easy game.

Well, La Liga's over. I like Sporting anyway, I hope this helps them stay up.

f***'s sake. I can't take joy in Pardew losing to Leicester if Norwich wins and you get relegated. Sort it Rafa!

I think we'd find many more teams playing for penalties if they were 90 minutes away instead of 120, which would give us duller games.

I see people mocking our attendance today. It was 3/4 full, 76000. People usually arrive late to the stadium when there's rain.

I'm still wet, and I think it's because of Suárez rather than the rain... Haven't seen the Bayern game, but by the looks of it it's been a class tie.

Villa watching the Atlético-PSV shootout from NY.

Class shootout. Howay Aleti

Sudden death! I hope Barça players are taking a good look at this shootout...

Pens

If they weren't real beggars they wouldn't run around chasing a few nickels thrown at them. I know the kind of crowd you mean, but there's legit ones too.