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Unaware of any football fan asking for this. As always the focus is on ways to make more money as opposed to genuinely improving the sport. Horrific.

Would love to be able to speak with authority on a Director of Football. Lets be honest, none of us have got a clue. Good luck to the bloke if brought in, seems to be held in decent regard.

There's absolutely nee point in judging him until he's at least had a window under his belt. Not going to learn much from watching this gaggle of doylums attempt to play one of the best teams in the world. Let him get a proper defence in and try to compete against our fellow wastes of space.

Off the ball, fair game.

Would imagine that mirrors the general population of 18-35 year olds tbf. Sure they were saying the other day a quarter of the NE had nay jabs.

Round it up to the end of Jan please.

Riviere a good shout tbf, had completely blanked him from memory, too traumatic.

OK is very generous. Potentially the worst striker we've had in my lifetime, and we've had some stinkers. Although it never fails to amaze how some players can revive their careers when leaving our once toxic club.

If the Saudis plan on pumping in as much money as we hope, doubt they'll be too arsed about resale value etc. Trippier would be a quality signing.

Realistically we need a new defence, central midfield and a Wilson back-up. Probably asking a bit too much in January. Even if we succeed in filling a few of the above, there's a good chance it will all be a bit QPR. Team full of mercenaries barely interested. Should score double figures against Rotherham next season at least.

Mackem.

Impossible to know if intentional tbf, correct to give benefit of the doubt.

The lad himself claims he doesn't even go to Heed matches. Another bizarre myth to add to the list. Everywhere in the North East bar NE1 is mackem through & through if they are to be believed.

Was the first one that popped in my head. Remember thinking he was going to be class. Turned out to be made of glass. Soft shite.

Could do with his image being circulated around the North East's schools tbh.

An absolute must win if ever there was one. Pressure is going to be unbearable. Dyche's Real Men to stink the place up and steal a draw.

Clark can never play for us again, utterly disgraceful. In normal circumstances that was a canny battling performance, which it was, but we're as good as down.

Always the case when results go against us. Any variation of defence we put out is putrid.

Genuinely couldn't name a single landmark or positive feature of Birmingham. The likes of Leeds, Manchester, Sheffield, Liverpool & London are brilliant for the odd break, whereas the Midlands is a complete non-entity. Seemingly an utterly disastrous education system too if Agbonlahor is representative.

Lose this and it's Rotherham & Wycombe next year. Massive.

Blast from the past.

They're not football fans, they're absolute dangers trying to make money from 'content'. Truly terrifying some of the gargoyles you see hanging around the training ground. Grown adults.

Barnsley desperate to be hipster as. The absolute polar opposite of the town of Barnsley.

Agree. Get onto Keith to get it sorted.

Never seen a seahorse in the Tyne tbf. Or a lion for that matter.